So I Quit My Job on Capitol Hill

20-something girl to friend: Then one day I look around and think: “where did all these penises come from?”

Lee's Diner
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: BoboB

Posted on March 9, 2009
Default, Girls, Massachusetts, Penis, Questions, Restaurants, Weirdness

If All You Have Is a Hammer…

70-year-old professor, about The Exorcist as example of blasphemy: She used a crucifix as a self-mutilating dildo…

Saint Peter's College
Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on March 9, 2009
Christianity, Colleges & Universities, Default, Movies, New Jersey, Old folks, Teachers, Toys

I Happen to Have an Eyedropper and PH Strip in My Pocket

Tipsy girl to friend on phone: Who are you talking to?
Friend, suspiciously: No one!
Tipsy girl: Do I need to monitor your drinking?
Friend: No!
Tipsy girl: Do I need to monitor your vagina?
Friend: No!
Tipsy girl: Good, cause I don't know how I would do that.
Drunken guy from end of the bar: I can do it!

Bar
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: three_eyed_fish

Posted on March 8, 2009
Bars & Clubs, California, Default, Drinking & drunks, Friends, Girls, Guys, Questions, Vagina

JewTube's Kind Of an Open Secret, Ellie

Girl on line: Guess what! I watched a video about Jews on YouTube today!
Girl next to her, embarrassed: Shhhh!

Bear's Den, Washington University
St Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Scandalized

Posted on March 8, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Internet, Missouri, Religion

“Barack Hussein Obama?” Please.

Woman to thug in fur coat: Now, I don't even know your real name or your birth certificate name.
Thug in fur coat, puzzled: Most black people don't know each other's real names!

New Brunswick, New Jersey

Overheard by: EmGusk