When the Elderly Are Exposed to Adam Corolla

Old lady to grown daughter: Well you know what your brother's problem is? He's pussy-whipped!

San Jose, California

Posted on January 20, 2022
California, Default, Family ties, Old folks, Questions, Vagina, Women

Not Even Doggy-Style?

Girl: But she said you were cute.
Guy: Yeah but it’s like: puppies are cute, but you don’t fuck a puppy.

New York City
New York

Overheard by: I’m more of a cat person…

Posted on January 19, 2022
Animals, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Girls, Guys, New York, Sex, Words

Keeps Trying to Stage a Comeback, Though

Hobo #1: No matter how you look at it, a swastika is still a swastika.
Hobo #2: (nods in agreement)

Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: Adam

Posted on January 18, 2022
Arizona, Default, History, Hobos, Stupidity

…and Rent All the Cool Cars

Little girl: (talking over airport announcement)
Father: Quiet for a second!
Girl: (continues talking until announcement is over)
Father: Great. What if he was saying “Run! Zombies!”? We'll be sitting here like idiots while the zombies come…

O'Hare Airport
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on January 17, 2022
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Family, Guys, Illinois, Offers and requests, Questions, Zombies

Can They Still Call It Martha Stewart Living?

Girl on cell: Wait… Wait! You’re telling me she’s not a zombie? You mean she’s actually dead?

Emory College
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Zack

Posted on January 16, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Georgia, Girls, On the phone, Questions, Weirdness

…It'll Play the National Anthem.

Guy #1 to guy #2: Seriously, if you just gape her asshole wide enough…

Arcata, California

Overheard by: theonion

Posted on January 15, 2022
Default

Rosa Parks Was Definitely Chinese Though, Right?

7th-grade-boy to another: I didn't know Martin Luther King Jr. was black!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/465741988/has-anyone-written-a-book-about-him-or-something.html

Overheard by: scared for the future of education.

Posted on January 15, 2022
Default, Family ties, Guys, Kids, Names, Overheard in Minneapolis, Race

The One with Big, Glossy Pictures Instead of Words

Man to store employee: It's one of those real estate investment books, the yellow ones.
Employee: Let's see, follow me… Is this what you were looking for?
Man: No, no, that's the one for idiots, I want the one for dummies.

Barnes & Noble
San Diego, California

Overheard by: Lisa