The Song?

Sorostitute: Like, ohmigod, Africa is like so cute!

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on November 29, 2019
Feelings, Geography, Massachusetts, Sorority types, Weirdness

…About the DVD Release Of Happy Feet

Man: My nipples are exploding with excitement!

Back Bay Station
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Me too

Posted on November 22, 2019
Default, Feelings, Guys, Massachusetts, Nipples, Public transportation, Weirdness

Everyone in Retail Can Identify

Little boy, in sing-song: I believe I can fly! I believe I can… die!
Sales clerk: That's the sad version.

JC Penney
Columbia, Missouri

Posted on November 3, 2019
Death & dying, Employees, Feelings, Kids, Missouri, Singing, Stores

On the Plus Side, We've Finally Found a Decent Place for Our Slip-n-Slide

Loud woman on phone: I was at the funeral on Wednesday and Melvin was sitting in the pew behind me. Halfway through the ceremony he leans forward and goes: “We're at the wrong funeral!” So we had to get up and find the right one. When we got there, the hill was so steep the hearse couldn't get up the hill! It was awful!

Train
Aberdeen
Scotland

Posted on October 2, 2019
Death & dying, Default, Feelings, Geography, Scotland, Train, Weirdness, Women

Let Me Guess: You're a Writer?

Loud 50-something woman, happy and upbeat: I'm just sad. And lonely!

Lafayette, Louisiana

Posted on September 21, 2019
Feelings, Gripes, Happiness, Louisiana, Weirdness, Women

Um, Isn't That a Burger King Crown?

Drunk aboriginal man to drunk friends: I just got out of jail. My mum's been crying for me, my dog's been praying for me, my uncle Bob's been praying for me, all to get me back to Narrogin. I tell you, I'm the king of that town.

Fremantle
Australia

Posted on September 15, 2019
Animals, Australia, Crimes, Drunks, Family ties, Feelings, Friends, Parenting

For a Second I Thought You Were Talking About Our Key-Parties

Five-year-old girl: Hey, mom, you know how you hate “pop and switch?”
Mom: Uh…what's “pop and switch?”
Five-year-old girl: The one where they trade bodies.
Mom: Oh! Oh, yeah, I hate “pop and switch.” That's scary…

JCPenney, Florence Mall
Florence, Kentucky

Overheard by: Dohiyi

Posted on September 7, 2019
Default, Feelings, Girls, Kentucky, Kids, Malls, Moms, Questions, Words

The Heidegger Hobo Also Plays Fundraisers and Private Parties

Homeless guy to girl passing by: The economic downturn has thrown me into an existential panic! (girl looks at him quizzically) Yeah, us street folk feel that shit too.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Alessa Colaianni