And Uncle Walter Won’t Stop Poking Me

Distraught sorority girl: My mom won’t accept my friend request on Facebook!
Sisters, collectively: Awwwwww.

Social Psychology Class
Florida

Overheard by: Dr. Ian Maxwell von Indypants

Posted on July 22, 2019
Class, Family ties, Feelings, Florida, Friends, Girls, Internet, Offers and requests, Sorority types

One Of the More Awkward Responses to “I Love You”

Man to woman: You know what I really love? My hair.

Oberlin, Ohio

Overheard by: jaytro

Posted on July 21, 2019
Default, Feelings, Guys, Hair, Ohio, Questions

See Those Guys Outside Erecting a Monument to My Not-Caring?

30-something woman: Should we get this one?
Mom: It comes with two 8x10s.
30-something woman, to brother across room: Do you want an 8×10?
Brother: Don't care.
30-something woman: Maybe we should get this one with the 5x7s. (to brother) Do you want a 5×7?
Brother: It's incredible how much I don't care.

Photo Studio
Germantown, Maryland

Overheard by: Daniel

Posted on July 19, 2019
Family, Feelings, Maryland, Shopping, Weirdness, Women

Thank Goodness I Had That Removed

Professor: So a nasal quality of voice would be–you all know who Fran Drescher is, right?
Emo kid: She hurts my soul.

Memorial University, St. John's
Newfoundland
Canadia

Overheard by: Mel

Posted on July 12, 2019
About celebrities, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Sensory experiences, Students, Teachers

Yeah? Shalom, Baby

Black man, approaching black woman wrapped in garments with only her eyes visible: Salam Aleikum.
Woman: I'm not Muslim, muthafucka, I'm cold!

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Michael

Posted on July 9, 2019
Default, Feelings, Guys, Insults, Names, Pennsylvania, Religion, Women

But Only Because They're Twins

Guy #1: I am in love with her, do you know how I know that?
Guy #2: Because she reminds you of your mom?
Guy #1: Dude, gross! (pause) She does remind me of my sister a bit.

Devner, Colorado

Posted on June 10, 2019
Colorado, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Guys, Questions

As Opposed to Doing the Voodoo That You Do So Well

Girl: She really hated you for awhile, though. She even made a voodoo doll of you.
Guy: Are you fucking serious?!
Girl: Well, she Velcroed a bunch of angry words to a cabbage patch doll and then cried because she was afraid the doll thought she was angry at it specifically.
Guy: She always maintained an impressive level of incompetence.

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on May 30, 2019
Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Massachusetts, Questions, Weirdness, Words

Yeah, but We’re Also in Boston

Girl #1: And yeah… She had these stains on her teeth.
Girl #2: Ew! Why… We’re in America.

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on May 21, 2019
Default, Feelings, Friends, Geography, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Insults, Massachusetts, Mouth, Stupidity

There Was a Flier in There from a Jimmy Carter Rally

Woman, putting bag on table for security: Ugh, it's really messy, I really need to clean it…I'm sorry.
Security: Ma'am, we're not grading them. (finishes looking through bag) But if we were, I'd give it a c minus.

Hillary Clinton Rally
Honolulu, Hawaii

Overheard by: Kendal

Posted on May 16, 2019
Cleanliness, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Feelings, Hawaii, Women

How to Come Out As Trans in One Easy Step

Teenage girl to another: You know what I really hate? When your balls sweat.

Glenfield College
Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: Kelly

Posted on May 15, 2019
Balls, Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Girls, New Zealand, Questions, Teens

Feelings