Yeah, but We’re Also in Boston

Girl #1: And yeah… She had these stains on her teeth.
Girl #2: Ew! Why… We’re in America.

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on May 21, 2019
Default, Feelings, Friends, Geography, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Insults, Massachusetts, Mouth, Stupidity

There Was a Flier in There from a Jimmy Carter Rally

Woman, putting bag on table for security: Ugh, it's really messy, I really need to clean it…I'm sorry.
Security: Ma'am, we're not grading them. (finishes looking through bag) But if we were, I'd give it a c minus.

Hillary Clinton Rally
Honolulu, Hawaii

Overheard by: Kendal

Posted on May 16, 2019
Cleanliness, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Feelings, Hawaii, Women

How to Come Out As Trans in One Easy Step

Teenage girl to another: You know what I really hate? When your balls sweat.

Glenfield College
Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: Kelly

Posted on May 15, 2019
Balls, Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Girls, New Zealand, Questions, Teens

I Wonder If the Hospital Would Give Me a Discount If I Produced in Bulk

Black woman, to friend: I love Costco. It makes me like, want to have five kids.

Costco
King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Posted on May 8, 2019
Default, Feelings, Friends, Gender issues, Offspring, Pennsylvania, Shopping, Stores, Wishes, Women

Cats Are Hypersensitive to Comma Faults

Boy: So why did you move here?
Girl: I was gonna go to art school and then I wrote this big essay and my cat shit on it.
Boy: Literally shit on it?
Girl: Yeah, I took it as a sign.

18 Bus
Seattle, Washington

Posted on April 18, 2019
Animals, Bus, Default, Education, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Guys, Poop, Questions, Washington

As a Special Treat, Some Of the Altar Boys Will Play With Him

Pastor: Next week we have something very exciting! We have an organist coming into Sunday school! He will be demonstrating to us how he uses his organ, so make sure to come because you won't want to miss it!

Church
Alhambra, California