Tonight's Movie: P.S.– I Oven You.

High school girl to friend: History is my favorite subject, my favorite is the holocaust…I love the holocaust!

Dentist Office, Korea Town
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: anon

Posted on June 29, 2018
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Doctor's office, Feelings, Girls, History, Students, Weirdness

And Maybe Pops a Breath-Mint After Devouring Live Rats?

Girl with bright green hair: My whole family likes him, except for me.
Guy with dreadlocks: Tell them you'll go for him if he wipes off the chrome makeup and stops wearing a black latex trench coat in the summer.

Spokane, Washington

Overheard by: Nina

Posted on June 20, 2018
Clothes, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Washington, Weirdness

I Was Hoping for at Least Some Vomit

Depressed man to friends, while eating corn-on-the-cob: You know, this is just upsetting. I spent $180 today, and all I'll have to show for it is a really large shit.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/379925863/that-can-be-pretty-satisfying.html

Overheard by: suddenly a little less hungry

Posted on June 9, 2018
Feelings, Food, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis

Just Like the Ad Promises!

Girl outside changing room: How are those other pants working for you, Jen?
Girl in changing room, frustrated: I feel like the devil himself crafted them to make a mockery of my ass.

Mall
Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Overheard by: almost broke a rib trying not to laugh

Posted on May 24, 2018
Ass, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Evil, Feelings, Girls, Louisiana, Malls, Questions

“Breasto Change-o” Just Might Be the Highlight Of My Week

Big-chested teenage girl: I would hate to date a magician. It would be like, “breasto change-o, I just took your boobs.”

Long Branch, New Jersey

Posted on May 23, 2018
Body parts, Default, Feelings, Girls, Magic, New Jersey, Teens, Words

For One Thing, They Haven't Been Bred Into Stupidity

Boy to girl: Do you think a zebra feels like a horse?
Girl to boy, after brief pause: I don't think they really feel like they are horses, I think they know they are different.

Zoo
Milwaukee, Wisconsin