Olive Oyl’s Been Dating Popeye for a Long Time

Hipster chick: I am who I am and that’s what I like about me, but it keeps getting me into these shitty situations.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 12, 2018
Bragging, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Hipsters, Pennsylvania, Pride

To Errol Is Human. My Dick: Divine.

Greek girlfriend: She misses you baby.
English boyfriend: Hm?
Greek girlfriend: She misses you.
English boyfriend: Who misses me?
Greek girlfriend: Helena.
English boyfriend: Who's Helena?
Greek girlfriend: My vagina, baby.
Indian guy at table: You named your snatch Helena?! Really? You named your vagina?
Greek girlfriend: Sure, don't you have a name for your dick?
Indian guy and English boyfriend, at same time: No.
Greek girlfriend: I've always thought of your dick as being called Errol, baby.

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on November 7, 2018
Couples, Feelings, Names, Penis, Sexuality, UK, Vagina

…I Allowed the Holy Spirit Into My Life.

Disgruntled freshman girl #1: Ugh, I hate that guy. He is like, you know, so… Ugh!
Disgruntled freshman girl #2: I know, right?
Rude sophomore guy, interrupting: Oh, me and him? We're like porn buddies!
(awkward silence from girls)
Rude sophomore guy: What? That was like, before.

Cainta
Rizal
Philippines

Overheard by: happened to be eating lunch

Posted on October 31, 2018
Asia, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Porn, Questions, Relationships, Students, Weirdness

It May Be Time to Take the Wii Out Of the Office

Male bar patron #1: Matt's just too much, man.
Male bar patron #2: I can't take that much manhood.
(awkward pause)
Male bar patron #3: I'm sore.

The Sevens
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Bar Patron

Posted on October 27, 2018
Bars & Clubs, Default, Feelings, Guys, Massachusetts, Sexuality, Weirdness

He'd Only Stop Loving You If I Were a Fetus.

Little girl: And god loves everybody. God even loves you.
Scary little boy: I'm going to kill you.
Little girl: God will love you, even if you do.

Round Rock, Texas

Posted on October 24, 2018
Feelings, God, Kids, Murder, Texas, Threats

“I'll See Ya Later, Boi” Is Code for “God Is Dead”

Grad student #1: Have you heard Avril Lavigne's song? The deep one?
Grad student #2: “Sk8r Boi”?

NWU Campus
New York City, New York

Posted on October 14, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Music, New York, Questions, Students

If the Tagline Isn’t “Gotta Fuck Them All” Then Someon Made a Mistake

Girl: The first Pokemon movie was really sad.
Guy #1: Oh, yeah! It made me cry.
Girl: I couldn’t believe when Pikachu almost died…
Guy #2: Have you guys seen Pokemon porn?
Girl: Okay, let’s just stop right there.
Guy #2: No, it’s crazy. You know Misty? She’ll do like anything!

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on September 30, 2018
Connecticut, Death & dying, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Guys, Movies, Offers and requests, Porn, Questions, TV shows, Weirdness

Ask John Wayne

Man playing fantasy board game: You can have as many pilgrims as you want!

Wegmans
Woodbridge, New Jersey

Posted on September 13, 2018
Feelings, Guys, New Jersey, Religion, Weirdness

Like a Good-Karma Chameleon?

College guy #1: I can't believe I wasn't invited to the wedding.
College guy #2: Maybe if you'd eat another lizard.

Clancy's Irish Pub
Keyser, West Virginia

Overheard by: Millicent Bystander

Posted on September 4, 2018
Advice, Bars & Clubs, Default, Feelings, Food, Frat boy types, Guys, West Virginia

But I've Thought About That, Too

Girl: Cara is so cute.
Guy: Yeah, she's adorable.
Girl: I mean, if I were a lesbian, I'd have sex with her.
Guy: I'm a little creeped out by that.
Girl: I mean, I've thought about it… (slight pause) I've never weighed myself!

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on July 31, 2018
Beauty, Bi-curious, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Massachusetts, Sexuality, Weirdness

Feelings