It May Be Time to Take the Wii Out Of the Office

Male bar patron #1: Matt's just too much, man.
Male bar patron #2: I can't take that much manhood.
(awkward pause)
Male bar patron #3: I'm sore.

The Sevens
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Bar Patron

Posted on October 27, 2018
Bars & Clubs, Default, Feelings, Guys, Massachusetts, Sexuality, Weirdness

He'd Only Stop Loving You If I Were a Fetus.

Little girl: And god loves everybody. God even loves you.
Scary little boy: I'm going to kill you.
Little girl: God will love you, even if you do.

Round Rock, Texas

Posted on October 24, 2018
Feelings, God, Kids, Murder, Texas, Threats

“I'll See Ya Later, Boi” Is Code for “God Is Dead”

Grad student #1: Have you heard Avril Lavigne's song? The deep one?
Grad student #2: “Sk8r Boi”?

NWU Campus
New York City, New York

Posted on October 14, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Music, New York, Questions, Students

If the Tagline Isn’t “Gotta Fuck Them All” Then Someon Made a Mistake

Girl: The first Pokemon movie was really sad.
Guy #1: Oh, yeah! It made me cry.
Girl: I couldn’t believe when Pikachu almost died…
Guy #2: Have you guys seen Pokemon porn?
Girl: Okay, let’s just stop right there.
Guy #2: No, it’s crazy. You know Misty? She’ll do like anything!

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on September 30, 2018
Connecticut, Death & dying, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Guys, Movies, Offers and requests, Porn, Questions, TV shows, Weirdness

Ask John Wayne

Man playing fantasy board game: You can have as many pilgrims as you want!

Wegmans
Woodbridge, New Jersey

Posted on September 13, 2018
Feelings, Guys, New Jersey, Religion, Weirdness

Like a Good-Karma Chameleon?

College guy #1: I can't believe I wasn't invited to the wedding.
College guy #2: Maybe if you'd eat another lizard.

Clancy's Irish Pub
Keyser, West Virginia

Overheard by: Millicent Bystander

Posted on September 4, 2018
Advice, Bars & Clubs, Default, Feelings, Food, Frat boy types, Guys, West Virginia

But I've Thought About That, Too

Girl: Cara is so cute.
Guy: Yeah, she's adorable.
Girl: I mean, if I were a lesbian, I'd have sex with her.
Guy: I'm a little creeped out by that.
Girl: I mean, I've thought about it… (slight pause) I've never weighed myself!

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on July 31, 2018
Beauty, Bi-curious, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Massachusetts, Sexuality, Weirdness

Much Like My Soul!

Girl on cell: Yeah, so I'm going to tell my mom that he asked me to marry him, and then he died. (pause) Yeah, she'll probably ask if I need anything, and that's when I'll tell her about the car. (pause) Yeah, I'll be heartbroken, blah, blah, blah… at least I'll get a new car out of the deal! (pause) He's a made-up boyfriend! She's not going to find out he didn't really die, because he never really existed!

San Marcos, California

Posted on July 27, 2018
California, Death & dying, Family ties, Feelings, Girls, Lies, On the phone, Parenting, Relationships, Weirdness

At Least Five Times a Day.

Girl inside stall: I love my vagina!

Bathroom in Bar
New Haven, Connecticut

Posted on July 20, 2018
Bars & Clubs, Bringing it back to you, Connecticut, Feelings, Girls, Vagina

…to Our Lord Jesus Christ.

Librarian at info desk: How are you today?
Gloomy guy: Not very well.
Librarian: Why not?
Guy: Oh, my girlfriend's being mean to me… Are you single?
Librarian, unfazed: No, I'm married.

West Lafayette, Indiana

Overheard by: Rachel S.

Posted on July 17, 2018
Clients, Employees, Feelings, Indiana, Questions, Relationships, Stores

Feelings