Ask John Wayne

Man playing fantasy board game: You can have as many pilgrims as you want!

Wegmans
Woodbridge, New Jersey

Posted on September 13, 2018
Feelings, Guys, New Jersey, Religion, Weirdness

Like a Good-Karma Chameleon?

College guy #1: I can't believe I wasn't invited to the wedding.
College guy #2: Maybe if you'd eat another lizard.

Clancy's Irish Pub
Keyser, West Virginia

Overheard by: Millicent Bystander

Posted on September 4, 2018
Advice, Bars & Clubs, Default, Feelings, Food, Frat boy types, Guys, West Virginia

But I've Thought About That, Too

Girl: Cara is so cute.
Guy: Yeah, she's adorable.
Girl: I mean, if I were a lesbian, I'd have sex with her.
Guy: I'm a little creeped out by that.
Girl: I mean, I've thought about it… (slight pause) I've never weighed myself!

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on July 31, 2018
Beauty, Bi-curious, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Massachusetts, Sexuality, Weirdness

Much Like My Soul!

Girl on cell: Yeah, so I'm going to tell my mom that he asked me to marry him, and then he died. (pause) Yeah, she'll probably ask if I need anything, and that's when I'll tell her about the car. (pause) Yeah, I'll be heartbroken, blah, blah, blah… at least I'll get a new car out of the deal! (pause) He's a made-up boyfriend! She's not going to find out he didn't really die, because he never really existed!

San Marcos, California

Posted on July 27, 2018
California, Death & dying, Family ties, Feelings, Girls, Lies, On the phone, Parenting, Relationships, Weirdness

At Least Five Times a Day.

Girl inside stall: I love my vagina!

Bathroom in Bar
New Haven, Connecticut

Posted on July 20, 2018
Bars & Clubs, Bringing it back to you, Connecticut, Feelings, Girls, Vagina

…to Our Lord Jesus Christ.

Librarian at info desk: How are you today?
Gloomy guy: Not very well.
Librarian: Why not?
Guy: Oh, my girlfriend's being mean to me… Are you single?
Librarian, unfazed: No, I'm married.

West Lafayette, Indiana

Overheard by: Rachel S.

Posted on July 17, 2018
Clients, Employees, Feelings, Indiana, Questions, Relationships, Stores

Xanax?

Young female yuppie to friend: You really might have to calm me down. I haven't been in a mall in a long time.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: samantha

Posted on July 16, 2018
Advice, Default, Feelings, Girls, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Yuppies

Isn't That a Song from Rent?

Guy #1: Yeah, getting crabs would suck.
Guy #2: Totally. But Aids would suck worse. There's no shampoo for Aids.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/416361786/youre-kidding.html

Overheard by: too soon? I think so

Posted on July 5, 2018
Feelings, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Minneapolis, STDs

…Have You Ever Considered an Exciting Career in the Hobo Arts?

Hobo: Spare some change?
Lady suit: No.
Hobo: Fine. Well, at least it's sunny out today.
Lady suit: Yeah, it's so nice. But I only get to stare at it from inside the office. (looks sad)
Hobo: I feel for ya.

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: Caesara

Posted on July 4, 2018
Canadia, Default, Feelings, Girls, Hobos, Questions, Suits, Weather

Yet You Divorced Your Third Husband for Peeing in Your Shoes?

Woman on cell: I've been through many husbands, but the dog has been with me for 14 years! Men can be replaced but the dog stays!

Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: sara

Posted on July 3, 2018
Animals, Compare and contrast, Feelings, On the phone, Relationships, Time Management, Washington, Women

Feelings