…With a Little Plastic Bride and Groom Stuck Inside.

Young boy #1: I want a wedding cake snowball.
Young boy #2: What does a wedding cake snowball taste like?
Young boy #1: Like wedding cake.
Young boy #2: I've never been to a wedding.
Young boy #1: Then it just tastes like cake.

Snowball Stand
Louisiana

Posted on July 25, 2015
Compare and contrast, Food, Kids, Louisiana, Questions, Sensory experiences, Wishes

In the Sense That They Both Have Fewer Than Six Letters

Middle school boy: They could solve world hunger if they just kept cloning lots of sheep.
Friend: Aren't sheep like, tofu?

Radnor, Pennsylvania

Posted on July 24, 2015
Default, Food, Friends, Guys, Pennsylvania, Questions, Science, Stupidity, Tweens

He Left, While Singing, “Everybody Was Kung Pao Fighting…”

Guy on phone: Yo, g, I'm gonna go out to the club and get me some Pad Thai chicken. Hell yeah, you know what I'm talking about. K, peace.
Paralegal: What the fuck? Why Pad Thai? Why not Kung Pao?
Guy: Cause I don't want all that attitude up in my chicken. I want my chicken to sit down and shut the fuck up!
Paralegal: Get out of my office.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on July 21, 2015
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Food, Girls, Guys, Illinois, Offers and requests, On the phone, Questions, Wishes

Is That How the Peter Rabbit Story Is Supposed to End?

Surprised biker: And once he was released from custody, he never ate rice again.

Outside Burger Joint
Glendale, California

Overheard by: Brady

Posted on July 19, 2015
California, Crimes, Default, Food, Restaurants, Weirdness

…After Thinking About the Poor Children in the World Who Aren't Even Allowed to Poop

Girl to friend eating yogurt: You know, yogurt makes you shit.
Friend, frightened: Does it, really?
Girl: I dare you to take the Activia challenge.
Friend: Nah! I'm not in the mood to poop today.

Fire Island, New York

Overheard by: i laughed at this

Posted on July 16, 2015
Food, Friends, Girls, New York, Poop

I Grow Weary Of Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

Lady shopper on cell: I was just told by a Mexican guy that I should eat more cheese, so I'll have a bigger ass.

Value Village
Bellingham, Washington

Posted on July 16, 2015
Advice, Default, Food, Offers and requests, Stores, Washington, Women

My Contract Doesn't Permit Me to Draw Any Conclusions

Guy with chocolate bars: Are these really two for two dollars?
Wal-Mart cashier: All I know is they're a dollar each.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/402280353/you-cant-buy-that-kind-of-knowledge.html

Overheard by: ellie.

Posted on July 15, 2015
Employees, Food, Money, Overheard in Minneapolis, Shopping, Stupidity

So This Summer I Learned How to Snatch-Gargle

20-something chick, pouring wine: I hear wine is a good cure for gonorrhea.

Tiger Noodles
Princeton, New Jersey

Overheard by: Brokeass Harem

Posted on July 14, 2015
Chicks, Default, Drinking & drunks, Food, Health & Hygiene, New Jersey, Restaurants, STDs

This Baby Can Wait 'Til I'm Done with My Deep-Dish

Woman eating pizza with friends: So, do you want to go to the hospital? Okay, I'm on my way…I'll be a few minutes though. (hangs up and continues eating)

Louis Pizza
Detroit, Michigan

Posted on July 13, 2015
Default, Food, Health & Hygiene, Lies, Maladies, Michigan, Restaurants, Women

Hell Begins When the Buzz Wears Off

Teen guy to teen girls: Starbucks is like heaven! Everyone at Starbucks is happy and nice to each other, because they're drinking coffee, and that makes people happy!

Starbucks, Southern Cross Station
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: XPIOTOS

Posted on July 11, 2015
Australia, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Food, Friends, Guys, Restaurants, Teens

Food