That's When the Real Fun Begins

Frat boy to others: So you masturbate in a cup, right? Then you freeze it, and in the morning mix it with your protein powder.

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Overheard by: red

Posted on December 25, 2008
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Cum, Default, Food, Frat boy types, Masturbation, Virginia, Weirdness

But Hopefully I'd Remain This Saucy

Kid to mom: Mom, if you were Indian, I mean if we were from India and you were Indian, I bet you could teach me to cook some really yummy food.
Mom: Even if I were Indian, I would have to be someone completely different in order to be a good cook.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/435275613/i-think-that-was-his-point.html

Overheard by: jr.

Posted on December 24, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Geography, Kids, Moms, Overheard in Minneapolis

I Know What You Did Last Sundae Was an Instant Box Office Smash

Little girl: I don't want ice cream, daddy. Know why, daddy? (in a demonic voice) Because it's evil!

Grinnell, Iowa

Overheard by: Jake

Posted on December 17, 2008
Default, Evil, Food, Girls, Iowa, Kids, Questions, Weirdness, Wishes

Larry's Unusually Susceptible to Food Porn

Guy #1: Dude, I gotta tell you about this lemon coffee cake.
Guy #2: I said no!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/408802734/sensitive-subject.html

Overheard by: oh geeze.

Posted on December 17, 2008
Default, Food, Guys, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Wishes

Like People in Kansas Don't Drink Wine

Ghetto black chick: People in Europe don't eat nachos.

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: D-One

Posted on December 14, 2008
Black people, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Geography, Girls, Missouri

Could I Borrow Your Pigtail for a Sec?

Strange, awkward tall guy, putting down a math magazine: I noticed that you didn't finish your pretzel cheese.
Girl across the table doing homework (mystified): No, I guess I didn't.
Strange, awkward tall guy: I was going to ask for it, but then I realized I don't have anything to dip in it.

Wausau, Wisconsin

Overheard by: It was a small pretzel

Posted on December 14, 2008
Default, Food, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Weirdness, Wisconsin, Wishes

Are Hamburgers Still Okay?

Student: Dogs belong on leashes, not…inside you!

University of Maryland

Overheard by: MD

Posted on December 12, 2008
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Maryland, Students

Toaster Strudel Is My Religion

40-something tourist woman: But is it beneficial for your toaster?
40-something tourist woman #2: Umm…do I really have to answer that?

Underground Mall
Montreal, Canadia

Overheard by: Yes, yes you do.

Posted on December 11, 2008
Canadia, Default, Food, Malls, Offers and requests, Questions, Technology, Tourists, Women

When He Said “Yes,” You Knew He Was a Terrorist and You Had to Defend Yourself

Girl #1: I love how every time I make a scenario where I'm around Stephen I scream in his face and force him to be sexual with me. Except for that time I rubbed against him in a non-sexual way to cure any illnesses I have.
Girl #2: There was that time you stabbed him in the thigh too.
Girl #1: Really? Why did I do that?
Girl #2: You just wanted to know his dog's name and if he likes pita bread.
Girl #1: Ohhh…yeah.

Asheville, North Carolina

Overheard by: Amanda

Posted on December 10, 2008
Animals, Default, Food, Girls, Names, North Carolina, Relationships, Sexuality, Violence, Weirdness

It's Skim- I've Been Dieting

Girl: My boyfriend sucked my nipples so hard that I started producing baby milk.

www.overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: overheardatyale

Posted on December 9, 2008
Default, Food, Girls, Kids, Licking, Nipples, Overheard at Yale