When Culinary Students Have Orgies

Tiny college girl waiting in line: The cookies are soooooo good!
Tall male friend, confused: The ice cream?
Tiny college girl: The penises!
Tall male friend: Oh!
Tiny college girl: We just didn't let them cool!

Stop & Shop
Manhattan, New York

Posted on July 10, 2015
Food, Friends, New York, Penis, Sorority types, Stores

I Can Always Play Canasta Again Later

Guy to friend returning from bathroom: (distraught) But I wanted to be the one to do it with you! I wanted to be the one to do it with you!

Gables Night Club
Inwood West Virginia

Overheard by: joanna

Posted on July 9, 2015
Bars & Clubs, Default, Feelings, Friends, Guys, Sexuality, West Virginia, Wishes

Is the Range of Gay Sex Really That Limited?

Straight guy: I really need your advice about this girl.
Gay guy: Stick it in her butt!
Straight guy: No. Her mom set us up on this date…
Gay guy: Stick it in her butt!
Straight guy: You just suggested that. I mean, I like her but I definitely don’t want to date her, and we’re supposed to hang out this weekend, but I don’t know what to do with her.
Gay guy: Well, just be like: “Hey, do you want to toss a Frisbee in the arboretum?”
Straight guy: And if she says yes, be like: “Okay, do you want to toss my salad in the arboretum?”
Gay guy: Awesome.

Lancaster, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: $kank

Posted on July 9, 2015
Advice, Backdoor, Compliments, Default, Family ties, Friends, Guys, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Queers, Questions, Words

She's Worried I'll Don Their Gay Apparel

Teenage scene girl: I'm going to American Apparel to apply for a job.
Friend: Do you think you'll get the job?
Teenage scene girl: Yeah, but I don't think my mom will let me.
Friend: Why?
Teenage scene girl: There are lesbians there.

McDonald's
Manhattan, New York

Posted on July 7, 2015
Friends, Girls, Jobs & Careers, McDonald's, New York, Parenting, Questions, Sexuality, Teens

So, With the Curve, That's a Sixteen.

Guy in pub: How can you have a scale of one to two?
Friend: It's a scale of one to seven, two being the highest. Our sins are a two.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/double-jeopardy.html

Overheard by: kj

Posted on July 6, 2015
Default, Friends, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Religion, Weirdness

Dating MacGyver Scars You for Life

Chick to friend: Oh, yeah, this doesn’t look suspicious. A taco wrapped in a Dollar Tree bag, a baby, and a grill lighter.

16th Street Mall
Denver, Colorado

Posted on July 6, 2015
Colorado, Default, Fears, Feelings, Food, Friends, Girls, Malls

Hugging Is a Chick Thing, Dude

Dude #1, watching TV: That’s gross, man… He’s hugging a dead person.
Dude #2: It’s his brother man. What if your mom just died… Wouldn’t you hug her?
Dude #1: Well yeah. I guess I would…
Dude #2: Ewwwww.

Lake View Terrace, California

Posted on July 5, 2015
California, Death & dying, Family, Family ties, Friends, Guys, Questions

The New Party Game That's Sweeping Pennsylvania!

Girl to friend: Which would you rather die first, the dog or your dad?

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on July 5, 2015
Animals, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Pennsylvania, Questions

If Nothing Else, Straight Dudes Know How to Potty.

Angry guy: No! We're going to go to the fucking pisser, and then we're going to leave!
(both start towards the bathroom).
Friend: Wait, I don't have to piss, why am I coming with you?
Angry guy: Fuck you, man!
Friend: Seriously, why do you fucking need my help?

Medford, Oregon

Posted on July 3, 2015
Default, Friends, Guys, Offers and requests, Oregon, Pee, Questions, Weirdness

At the Time, I Considered a March on Washington.

Girl to friend: The Oscars don't really mean shit. I mean, personally, I feel it was a crime when they overlooked Eddie Vedder for best supporting actor in singles.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on July 3, 2015
Crimes, Friends, Georgia, Girls, Gripes, Movies, Music

Friends