Girl #1: Do you think I’m pretty?
Girl #2: I’m sure you’re pretty on the inside.
Canberra
Australia
Overheard by: Ruby
Girl #1: Do you think I’m pretty?
Girl #2: I’m sure you’re pretty on the inside.
Canberra
Australia
Overheard by: Ruby
Dude: I’m so glad I have a code monkey as a roommate so I don’t have to live with someone who–
Code monkey roommate, interrupting: –Is happy?
Dude: Exactly.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/halloween-mania-part-1.html
Overheard by: doug
Angry girl: I don’t want any sluts at my table!
Friend, calmly: Well, I guess I should move, then.
Angry girl: You’re not a slut. You just make… odd choices.
Tennessee
Overheard by: Vastly Amused
Dude #1: Why are we walking through the engineering quad?
Dude #2: C’mon man, it’s like the hypotenuse… It makes sense!
Dude #3: Dude, we just got out of hockey and you guys are talking about fourth dimensions?
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/halloween-mania-part-2.html
Overheard by: marcella
Redhead chick: Oh my god, the school year’s almost over!
Greek girl: Yeah! I’m gonna miss all the good times we’ve had!
Redhead chick: Yeah, like the time I woke up and there was a bear in my bed growling at me, and you laughed.
Greek girl: Oh, yeah, and all the one night stands! [Girls sigh.]
Upstate New York high school
New York
Brunette: Why are you laughing?
Redhead: I have this thing I do in video stores where I replace one word of the movie title with ‘vagina.’
Brunette: So?
Redhead: Dude, where’s my vagina?
Video store
São Paulo
Brazil
Chick: I got so much shit to do this week!
Dude: Shit as in projects or finals?
Chick: What? Oh, no — shit as in drugs.
Washington State University
Pullman, Washington
Overheard by: Kevin
Chick: Is she a good actress?
Dude: Well, she gives good blowjobs.
Café Pequeno
São Paulo
Brazil
Chick #1: Girl, get off me. You know I don’t like hookers.
Chick #2: Yeah, well, I don’t like Chinese people.
Chick #1: Do I look Chinese to you?
Chick #2: I was just letting you know.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/
Skinny Asian girl: These shorts are way too big.
Plus-sized white friend: Oh no, I have skinny-ass legs. My life sucks. What am I going to do?
Skinny Asian girl: (laughs)
St. Joseph, Michigan
