Davis Found Himself in the Middle of a Drunken Samurai Movie

Guy #1 to guy #2 who just stepped onto the elevator: Hey man, did you ever find your glasses?
Guy #2: Yeah, I did. They were at the concierge desk.
Guy #1: What about your pants?
Guy #2: Yeah, they were around my ankles, though I don't really know what happened with that.
Guy #1: I do. You did about 20 shots of rum in 10 minutes.
Guy #2: That doesn't sound right! It wasn't that fast!
Guy #1: Okay, maybe about 15 minutes then.
Guy #2: Yeah, that sounds right. I barely remember the sword.

Elevator
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Holly

Posted on October 19, 2017
Clothes, Default, Drinking & drunks, Georgia, Guys, Questions, Time Management, Weirdness

Available in a Wide Variety Of Sizes and Colors

Girl #1: You're too horny for your own good. Why don't you just get a dildo?
Girl #2: Why would I want a dildo when I can just get the real thing whenever I want?

Emory University
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Hank

Posted on May 23, 2017
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Georgia, Girls, Questions, Sex, Toys, Wishes

Have You Been Watching FOX Again?

Eight-year-old girl: Asians are ruining everything.
Mother: What?
Eight-year-old girl: Yeah, the Japanese, the Chinese — they ruin everything.

Georgia

Posted on March 31, 2017
Georgia, Moms, Race, Should have used a condom

Weirdest Episode Of Sesame Street Ever

30-something black man on cell: I don't know if I'll finish in time, but I think I can still make it work.
20-something black guy walking past: It's “ain't”. As in “I ain't gonna get this shit done, so fuck all y'all!” Damn! You talkin' like a fool, brotha. (shakes head)

Savannah, Georgia

Posted on November 30, 2016
Black people, Education, Georgia, On the phone, Race, Words

But, Oddly Enough, Nine Months Later Sean Preston Was Born

Young professional woman: So, my husband and I decided we were ready to have a baby, but when I got pregnant I sort of freaked out and thought I wasn't ready. So I went out with my girlfriends, ate a bunch of sushi, smoked a pack of cigarettes and drank a fifth of tequila. Sure enough, the next day, I got my period. That shit really is bad for the pregnancy.

Flight over Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on September 15, 2016
Airports & flights, Default, Drinking & drunks, Family ties, Feelings, Food, Georgia, Pregnancy, Relationships, Smoking, Women

And My Analyst Will Hold You While I Do So

Man on cell: I've never shown hostility towards women, but if you ever call that transvestite my mother, I will beat you senseless.

Savannah, Georgia

Posted on July 8, 2016
Family ties, Gender issues, Georgia, Guys, On the phone, Parenting, Threats, Violence

Well, That Self-Actualization Seminar Was a Bust

Nine year-old girl: I want that shirt and you are going to get it for me. Any questions?
Mom: Many. Shut up and put the damn shirt back.

Target
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on April 14, 2016
Clothes, Default, Etiquette, Family ties, Georgia, Gifts, Girls, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Shopping, Stores, Wishes

Mostly Because My Mouth Is Full of Flaccid Flesh

Guy to friend: What you should've said was, “Ya know, I don't laugh at you when you can't get your dick hard!”

Decatur, Georgia

Posted on February 15, 2016
Advice, Compare and contrast, Default, Erections, Friends, Georgia, Guys, Penis

I've Been Told Exactly Enough to Procreate, but No More

Girl looking at drawing in journal: Oh my god, is that a scrotum?
Guy: No! (concerned) Are you a virgin?

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on February 6, 2016
Body parts, Georgia, Girls, Guys, Questions, Virginity

Are You Going to Tell Me This Story or Not?

Man #1: I seen Jimmy the other day cuttin’ grass at my brother’s.
Man #2: Which brother?
Man #1: How many brothers I got?
Man #2: Two.
Man #1: Well, which one of ’em gets their grass cut by Jimmy?

McDonough, Georgia

Overheard by: lesley arango

Posted on January 17, 2016
Georgia, Gossip, Guys, Questions