Is It Wrong That We Kinda Do?

Drunk girl: So, I wrote a folk song about Christopher Reeves. Post-paralysis, pre-death. So, it's not quite as depressing. Wanna hear it?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/417247759/sign-me-up-2.html

Overheard by: uhhh yes

Posted on July 5, 2015
Drunks, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Minneapolis, Singing, Weirdness

The New Party Game That's Sweeping Pennsylvania!

Girl to friend: Which would you rather die first, the dog or your dad?

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on July 5, 2015
Animals, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Pennsylvania, Questions

To Be Fair, His Vision Has Never Been Better!

Girl, looking at friend's aquarium: Why is there a carrot?! Is that what you've been feeding your snail?

Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on July 4, 2015
Animals, Food, Girls, New Jersey, Questions

They're Foot-Shaped Holes in the Fabric Of the Universe!

Girl: Socks aren't socks.

Fort McMurray
Alberta
Canadia

Posted on July 3, 2015
Canadia, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Words

At the Time, I Considered a March on Washington.

Girl to friend: The Oscars don't really mean shit. I mean, personally, I feel it was a crime when they overlooked Eddie Vedder for best supporting actor in singles.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on July 3, 2015
Crimes, Friends, Georgia, Girls, Gripes, Movies, Music

Why New Zealand Girls Wear Monacles: Explained

Blonde girl #1: I really want those silver shoes from Moochi Lane. You know, those pointy ones? Even though they look a little weird.
Blonde girl #2: They look like crazy tuxedo man shoes. You know? Like those shoes that Mr Peanut wears…crazy tuxedo man shoes.
Blonde girl #1: Oh my god, they totally do!

Wellington
New Zealand

Overheard by: Felicity

Posted on July 3, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, New Zealand, Shoes, Weirdness, Wishes

He Hangs Around Outside Weight Watchers Meetings, Just Waiting

Girl #1, reading aloud from a magazine: Did you know there are only 13 blimps in the entire world?
Girl #2: What's a blimp?
Girl #1: I don't know, but Liam wants to be killed by one.

Birmingham, Alabama

Posted on July 3, 2015
Alabama, Girls, Murder, Questions, Science, Wishes, Words

She Has to Pee Sometime While She's in There Looking for Her Career

College girl: If anyone ever tried to tell me not to pee outside, I'd take it straight to the Supreme Court! I mean, I'm not gonna pee in someone's face or on a baby or anything, but if I wanna pee in a dumpster, then I will! (pause) Rosie O'Donnell would be with me on this. I don't know why, but she would.

East Lansing
Michigan

Overheard by: Everyone should have a cause…

Posted on July 2, 2015
About celebrities, Crimes, Default, Girls, Michigan, Pee, Sorority types

Otherwise the Natural Process Of Erosion Will Take Care Of It

Guy coming into classroom: Somebody left their bagel in the water fountain.
Girl in classroom, without looking up: It's a donut.
Guy coming into classroom: Somebody left their donut in the water fountain.
Girl in classroom: It's still wrapped, if anyone wants it.

Chestnut Hill College
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on July 2, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Students, Words

Doesn't Explain Why Cassie's Eating Everyone's Brain

Guy: Oh, look! It's a full moon. Maybe that's why we're all crazy.
Girl: Maybe it's all the booze and drugs.

Grayling, Michigan

Overheard by: Cabin in the woods

Posted on July 2, 2015
Drinking & drunks, Drugs, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Stupidity