Oh, Leave Pippi Longstocking Alone.

Sister: I fucking hate her.
Brother: Why? Because she's getting more action than you or because she's corrupting our youth?

Denver, Colorado

Posted on June 17, 2015
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Questions, Siblings

Might Have to Move to Seattle

Girl, shading eyes from sun: I did not consent to this brightness.

San Francisco, California

Posted on June 17, 2015
Default, Feelings, Girls, San Francisco, Weather, Weirdness

Because Jello Is More Traditional

Girl to friend: I just don't understand why people don't want to be covered in spaghetti!

University of Virginia

Overheard by: MW

Posted on June 16, 2015
Food, Girls, Sensory experiences, Virginia, Weirdness

What Happens When You Only Let Your Kids Read ee cummings

Girl #1: Oh my god! At work today, the kids had to write stories and they are the worst writers ever! One kid had an entire paragraph with no periods, and a bunch of them were capitalizing days of the week and stuff. It was awful.
Girl #2: You're supposed to capitalize days of the week.
Girl #1, in embarrassed awe: No! You're kidding, right? I told them they weren't supposed to…

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/10/thursdays-child-has-far-to-go.html

Overheard by: lauren

Posted on June 16, 2015
Compare and contrast, Education, Girls, Kids, Overheard in PDX, Stupidity

That Hoe!

Weird emo girl: I've still got bruises from the first time she hit me with a wheelbarrow!

Bridgwater College
Somerset
England

Posted on June 15, 2015
Colleges & Universities, England, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Violence

I’m Not Pregnant!

Old Russian woman: You very strong girl!
Cashier: Thanks.
Old Russian woman: You will birth very easy!
Cashier: Than… wait, what?!

Hannaford
Yarmouth, Maine

Overheard by: Jade

Posted on June 15, 2015
Birthing, Compliments, Default, Employees, Foreigners, Girls, Maine, Old folks, Stores, Weirdness, Women

They Know the Drill

Teen girl, standing up: Get up! I gotta go to the bathroom.
Snotty friend: Fuck you! Carol told you to go before the movie started.
Teen girl: I’m gonna shit my pants at the count of three and then sit right down!
Other teen girls in row, standing in unison: Go! Go! Go! Go!

Movie theater
Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Big Larry

Posted on June 14, 2015
Default, Friends, Girls, Gripes, Pennsylvania, Poop, Teens, Threats

The Sad Thing Is, Not Everyone Thinks You're Crazy.

Attractive teenage girl on cell, visibly upset: Man, not even my therapist understands my concerns that I'm not emotionally ready for Harry Potter to end. It's all just very sad and everyone thinks I'm crazy. Goddamn.

Alabama