Living in a Little Island Country Exacerbates One’s Eccentricity

Girl #1: Ask me what flavor my scarf is.
Girl #2: What flavor is your scarf?
Girl #1: Beef noodle!

New Zealand

Overheard by: Schmitty

Posted on December 8, 2022
Clothes, Default, Food, Girls, New Zealand, Questions, Weirdness

She Just Goes There to Have Sex in the Steam Room.

Preppy girl: I woke up this morning and my legs were so sore! And then I couldn't remember why they were hurting! I was so worried, especially since I went out last night and Wednesday nights are usually when I stay in. And I couldn't remember anything that happened. But then I thought, “Oh, wait, I went to the gym yesterday. That must be it.”

Lawrence Hall, Colgate University
Hamilton, New York

Posted on December 7, 2022
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Maladies, New York, Preppies, Time Management

Given My Raspy Voice

Blonde: I like berries. Kate, you should be a berry.
Kate: That can be arranged.

California

Posted on December 7, 2022
California, Fruit, Girls, Weirdness

So Do We.

20-something girl on cell: I had the malpractice ball this last weekend. It was in the Weisman Museum… kind of lame, not a lot of space. (pause) But I didn't bring a flask this year, so it was a little conservative, definitely a limited amount of alcohol. (pause) Are you going home for Passover? (pause) Oh my, are you converting? (pause) Yeah, I want to know what this whole Jerry Springer photo thing is all about.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/267290968/do-you-really.html

Overheard by: burrhead

Posted on December 6, 2022
About celebrities, Drinking & drunks, Girls, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Religion, Weirdness, Wishes

Cool

Drunk girl looking at digital camera: Sometimes I'm having such a good time I look Chinese.

Saint Joseph's University
Philadelphia, PA

Posted on November 28, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drunks, Feelings, Geography, Girls, Happiness, Pennsylvania, Technology

…Is the Moral Of Every Law and Order Episode

Chick: We just have to accept that people are crazy-ass bitches.
Friend: Apparently.

Aurora, Colorado

Overheard by: Leevee

Posted on November 28, 2022
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Insults, Words

In Fact, They Probably Prefer It.

Chick in hoodie: I think they prefer to be called “little people.”
Preppy guy: When you're hiring them for a sex act I'm pretty sure it's okay to call them midgets.

Landmark Diner
Port Washington, New York

Overheard by: Hunter (aka

Posted on November 21, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Names, New York, Restaurants, Sex, Students

…Mmm, Okay, Leave the Shirt Off.

Girl #1, watching attractive guy: Du-ude, check that out!
Girl #2: Oooh. Yummy! (notices friend shamelessly ogling)
Girl #1: Elizabeth!! Put his clothes back on!

Yale University
New Haven, Connecticut

Overheard by: You Can Take Mine Instead