…Isn't This Fun?

Little girl, excitedly building snowman: Mommy, look, look! This could be his hat!
Mother: No, Shelly.
Little girl, dejectedly: But mommy…
Mother, exasperated: No! It's not even proportionate to the snowman!

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Only in Boston…

Posted on May 29, 2022
Education, Girls, Kids, Massachusetts, Moms, Parenting

That's Really More of a Woman's Perspective

Girl: Do you want me to kick you in the balls?
Guy: What?
Girl: Cause then you'd be all like, “Now I can't reproduce. What's the point anymore?”

Weir House
Wellington
New Zealand

Posted on May 28, 2022
Balls, Default, Girls, Guys, New Zealand, Offers and requests, Violence, Weirdness

Just Killing Time Before the Dance Party in the Romance Languages Section

Brunette: So, are you gonna get some studying done?
Blonde: No, not really…
Brunette: So, you're here just to kill time?
Blonde: Yeah, to play.

Baillieu Library
University of Melbourne
Australia

Posted on May 28, 2022
Australia, Colleges & Universities, Education, Girls, Time Management

How Is a Dorm Room Like a Crime Scene, Alex?

Drunk girl: Oh! So you're not going to go home with your girlfriend when she is asking you and her roommate isn't even home! Oh! Oh! (boyfriend whispers something to her) I don't care if I'm on my period or not!

University of Dayton
Dayton, Ohio

Posted on May 27, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drunks, Gender issues, Girls, Ohio, Questions, Relationships

Without a Rich Fantasy Life, Scots Would All Commit Suicide

Teenage girl: What are you doing here?
20-something girl: Came to get some lighters because I lost mine.
Teenage girl, after a moment: Your virginity?
20-something girl, slowly: No, my lighters…you just choose what you want to hear and make up the rest, don't you?
Teenage girl: Yeah.

Scotland
United Kingdom

Overheard by: Jen

Posted on May 22, 2022
Default, Girls, Offers and requests, Questions, Scotland, Teens, Virginity, Weirdness

It Makes Up for My Lack Of Boobs.

Short Asian chick to tall white guy: Oh my gawd, I've got it! So, heat rises, right? So it's probably all warm up there where you are, and down here with the normal people it's cold, and that's why you don't think it's cold, even though it's freaking freezing! Gawd, I love being an Asian! I come up with the most genius shit!

Muirlands Middle School
La Jolla, California

Posted on May 19, 2022
Asians, California, Default, Feelings, Girls, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weather

Must Be Why They Call It “The Linty City”

Blonde ditz: Oh my god, Philadelphia is, like, pockets!
Brunette ditz: I know, right? There are just sooooo many pockets!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: hands in my pockets

Posted on May 19, 2022
Compare and contrast, Girls, Idiots, Pennsylvania, Stupidity

Just When You Thought Human Sexuality Was Complicated Enough, Cloning Arrived.

Girl in debate to two guys at her table: But that doesn't make it gay. You're still having heterosexual sex, but you're just doing it next to yourself.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/376581637/theres-a-different-word-for-that.html

Overheard by: true