Guy: Glitter is like the herpes of craft! It just gets everywhere!
Michael's Arts and Crafts
Merced, California
Guy: Glitter is like the herpes of craft! It just gets everywhere!
Michael's Arts and Crafts
Merced, California
Dude on phone: You have a post-coital gift shop?!
College Campus
Denver, Colorado
Dude to friends: So he had this towel spread out on the bed, and he popped a cherry in his mouth…
San Luis Obispo, California
Man in truck to woman in car: Hey there–you want a steak?
Woman: What? No.
Man: Even if it was in a box?
Woman: No, thanks, I'm cool.
Stoplight
Atlanta, Georgia
Intense guy, shouting: It's a fact! But I don't have any proof.
Kathmandu
Nepal
Man: Chicago is not one of the 49 states.
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Overheard by: Vanessa
Guy to others: I heard she once open-mouth kissed a horse.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/317235919/pfft-who-hasnt.html
Overheard by: walking down the hall.
Guy on cell: If you're serious about jumping, you go to the Golden Gate Bridge. If you're really not, go to the Bay Bridge.
San Mateo, California
Overheard by: Technetium
Girl: What are you?
White pants: Jay Gatsby, old sport.
Girl: You know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day.
White pants: I can make out the bulk of your vulva at the moment, I believe it would be behoove me to consult someone else with regards to taste.
Halloween Party
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Dr Doctor
