…But She'd Been Complaining About How She Doesn't Make Enough Bread.

Guy: Oh my god, she hates me!
Girl: What? Why?
Guy: Cause I'm the kid who threw a sandwich at her!

Tacoma, Washington

Posted on October 27, 2009
Food, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Violence, Washington, Weirdness

Um, Those Are Meat Loaf.

Chubby guy, pointing to cookies: Can I have one from this side where they're, like, actually cooked?

Chow Line
USS Nimitz Carrier

Overheard by: LikesThemBurnt

Posted on October 26, 2009
Food, Guys, Military, Offers and requests

Are Catholic Girls Allowed to Sing from the Diaphragm?

Guy: Do you know how I know you were singing correctly?
Girl: You saw me sucking in my stomach?
Guy: No. When you started spitting at me!
Girl: I can't help that I have great diction!

Saint Peter's College
New Jersey

Posted on October 24, 2009
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Questions, Singing, Weirdness

Why Do You Think I Was Dressed As a Clown While Saying It?

Girl: You called me a slut and said you didn't want to talk to me anymore.
Guy: That was for show.

Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Kaleena

Posted on October 18, 2009
Girls, Guys, Insults, New York, Weirdness, Wishes

Every Hollywood Party, in a Nutshell

Girl at party: These people are so disgusting! One guy actually called dibs on me.
Guy, loudly: Yeah, these people are douchebags.
Girl: Shhhh! They'll hear you!
Guy: So what?
Girl: Then they'll think I'm the one that brought all the weird people to the party.
Guy: You did.
Girl: But I don't want them to know that!
Random party guy: Yeah, dude, stop. You're embarrassing her in front of all the people she hates.

Columbus, Ohio

Posted on October 13, 2009
Girls, Gripes, Guys, Insults, Strangers, Weirdness, Wishes

Bottom Line: It Tastes Like Shit.

Guy: You!
Smoking, unsuspecting girl: Me? What'd I do?
Guy: Do you know how lonely it's been since you and Dave* quit smoking? Then everyone started to quit! And now you're smoking again?! At first it was all cute: “Awwww, Emily and Dave* are quitting together! They're like each other's rocks!” Then what happened?!
Smoking girl, sheepishly: We sunk.
Guy: And was it your idea for Dave to start rolling his own cigarettes?!
Smoking girl: Yes…
Guy, exasperated: Every time I ask him for a cigarette, it's like smoking a diaper!

New Jersey

Posted on October 13, 2009
Compare and contrast, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, New Jersey, Questions, Relationships, Smokers, Smoking

Your Editors Feel a Fierce College Nostalgia Coming on

Girl to girl and guy: Guys, can I just tell you about my weekend?
(no reply)
Girl again: Can I tell ya'll about my weekend?
(they look at her and nod)
Girl again, whispering: It had to do with a penis…

UNCC Campus
Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on October 11, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Girls, Guys, North Carolina, Penis, Questions

And Why Do You Say That About Everything?

Guy #1: Have you even seen Sophie's choice?
Guy #2: Yeah. Isn't the choice like, diabetes or a piano?
Guy #1: What?

University of Florida

Overheard by: Nick

Posted on October 5, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Florida, Guys, Maladies, Movies, Questions

Like “Dragon” or “Compassionate Conservative”

20-something American guy: Hermaphrodites are real?
20-something American girl: Well, what did you think they were?
20-something American guy: I thought they were a made-up word, like “unicorn” or something.

Bar
Munich
Germany

Posted on October 4, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Foreigners, Germany, Girls, Guys, Questions, Sexuality, Stupidity, Words

…After You Told Me If We Don't Have Sex, the Terrorists Win.

20-something gal: Can you believe September 11th was eight years ago?
20-something guy: Really? That long? Yeah, I guess it's true.
20-something gal: A lot's changed since then. We've both lost our virginity.

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Will S.

Posted on October 3, 2009
Girls, Guys, History, New York, Time Management, Virginity