Every Now and Then, My Inner Cracker Pops Up and Says Stupid Shit

Black girl in car: God, I wish I was black so I could say things like that.
White girl in car: But wait…you are black.
Black girl in car: I can't believe I just said that!

Detroit, Michigan

Posted on June 13, 2009
Black people, Default, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Race, Religion, Weather, Whiteys, Wishes

That Bitch Is Sweet!

New Jersey guy #1: Dude, I bet Mother Teresa's pussy was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
New Jersey guy #2: Is that the bitch from the maple syrup bottle?

New Jersey

Overheard by: Cougar Bear

Posted on June 13, 2009
Christianity, Default, Food, Guys, New Jersey, Questions, Vagina

Translation: I Had Lots Of Sex

Guy: So how are you? How was your trip?
Girl: It was sooooo much fun!
Guy: Really? What did you do?
Girl: Oh, I don't know. Nothing really.

Millennium Park
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on June 12, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Illinois, Questions, Weirdness

The Contemporary Odd Couple Doesn't Hold a Candle to the Original

20-something guy #1: So you don't have to pee?
20-something guy #2: No man, never. It's fucking weird.
20-something guy #1: Yeah, I have to pee like, every hour. (both laugh)

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 11, 2009
Default, Guys, Pee, Pennsylvania, Questions, Weirdness

Every Guy Needs a Wingdyke

Tall blonde dude: If only she wasn't a butch lesbian, we would be so perfect for each other.
Petite blonde: You need to start thinking outside of those boundaries.

Juniata College
Huntingdon, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: I agree

Posted on June 11, 2009
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Sexuality

I Think You Need to Be Only in Your Panties to Fully Appreciate This Quote

Punk girl: For some reason, everything you do makes sense when you're in only your panties.
Purple-haired girl: I know, right? It makes sense to me too!
Tall greaser guy: In fact, it wouldn't make sense if you weren't only in your panties.

Bakersfield, California

Posted on June 11, 2009
California, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Punks, Questions

And I'll Film It for YouTube.

Dad to little girl sitting on railing, watching sea lions: You fall down, that's it. If you fall down, I'm not helping you. (pause) And the sea lion's gonna eat you.

Pier 39
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Paulo

Posted on June 10, 2009
Animals, California, Dads, Default, Guys, Kids, Threats

If It Weren't for Those Compromising Nudie Pics Of You with the Chalupa

Guy #1: (mumbles)
Guy #2: Well, maybe you need to be more white.
Guy #1: What are you talking about? I'm Mexican, you're white!
(pause)
Guy #2: Dude, you would make the best politician.

Bathroom, UC Santa Cruz
California