Jerry Springer Expands to Foreign Markets.

Mother to teen son: Your hair needs a cut.
Teen son: Your face needs a cut.
Dad: Your face needs a punch!

Ebdentown
New Zealand

Overheard by: Schmitty

Posted on June 8, 2009
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Family, Guys, Hair, Moms, New Zealand, Offers and requests, Teens, Violence

Al Gore: “Some Day That'll Be True!”

Afternoon drunk: Nah, man, it's 32. That's freezing. It don't get lower than that.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: colder that him, apparently

Posted on June 7, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Guys, Illinois, Weather

Nothing Reaffirms My Masculinity Better Than Tasting the Rainbow.

Angry male: You don't have a couch! Where are the boyfriends and husbands supposed to think?
Tiny shop assistant #1: I really don't know.
Tiny shop assistant #2: Well, we don't have a couch. But we do have Skittles!
Angry male: That will suffice.

Supre Store
Australia

Posted on June 6, 2009
Australia, Candy, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Questions, Stores

Does That Sound Dirty to Anyone Else?

Teen boy to friends: Wait, how the hell did we start talking about the Swedish mafia?
Teen girl three tables away, leaping out of seat very excitedly: I want a Swedish muffin!

Cafeteria, Corona del Sol High School
Chandler, Arizona

Posted on June 5, 2009
Arizona, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Geography, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens

But Can You Say “Paternity Suit”?

Five-year-old Spanish boy: Court! Court! Court! Court!
Frazzled grandmother: Yes, I know.

Courthouse
Waterbury, Connecticut

Overheard by: Colleen

Posted on June 4, 2009
Compare and contrast, Connecticut, Default, Guys, Kids, Moms, Women, Words

Makes You Want to Roll Around in Her, Huh?

Cute girl: This lotion is great! I actually have it on now, and keep smelling myself!
Teen boy, dragged in by his mother: Really? Can I smell you?
Cute girl: Sure! Smell me!
Teen boy: Wow, you do smell great! Mom, smell her!

Soap Store
New York City, New York

Posted on June 4, 2009
Default, Family ties, Girls, Guys, New York, Offers and requests, Questions, Sensory experiences, Stores, Teens

That's Probably Just the Breeze from Washington

Enthusiastic little boy, entering restaurant with parents: Smells like snakes in here!

Restaurant
Charlottesville, Virginia

Overheard by: pasquinn

Posted on June 3, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Kids, Restaurants, Virginia

Dear Abby– My Friend Has an “Awkward” Husband…

Woman #1: Oh my god, Jason Statham is so hot! I want to funk him so bad!
Woman #2: I know! When you're done, I'm next!
Hubby of woman #1: And when they're done, I want to smell his cock.

Islip, New York

Overheard by: Who is Jason Statham?