Barista at coffee shop: Can I help you, sir?
50-something man: Ah, yes. Do you have, ah, something like coffee?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/469708855/youre-going-to-have-to-settle-for-the-real-thing.html
Overheard by: the man with the mohawk
Girl on phone: So she had the baby, and now she's getting married.
Random guy walking by: Strike that, reverse it.
SFSU
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Veruca Salt
Frat guy #1: Dude, what is wrong with you tonight? You were all fidgety in there!
Frat guy #2: Yeah… You remember that blonde chick? She gave me syphilis, man. It's itchy as fuck!
Arizona State University
Overheard by: Just pretend like you didn't hear that…
Very drunk male friend to very sober, pregnant, married friend: Can I phlegm on your cleavage?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/375684186/that-just-wont-work.html
Overheard by: a connoisseur of terrible pick-up lines
Guy: All girls from Minnesota have the same thumbs.
Jerusalem
Israel
(two hipsters stare quizzically at short Chinese-American male)
Chinese-American male: No, what's confusing is I'm becoming Mormon and having a sex change.
UC Berkeley
Berkeley, California
Seven-year-old girl: Daddy, do you know what stinks ?
Dad: No, what?
Seven-year-old girl: Dog farts.
Dad: Let's not talk about that here.
TJ Maxx
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Overheard by: A.Taylor
Indian guy: Dude…what if Shakespeare was Jesus?
Bellingham, Washington
