Yeah, We Read the Admissions Brochure

College guy from dorm room window to tour group: If your daughters are virgins they won't be for long!

Miami University
Oxford, Ohio

Overheard by: sarah

Posted on December 14, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Default, Etiquette, Family ties, Guys, Ohio, Virginity

And I’ve Gone to Quite a Few Tastings

Dude: Eggs are just chicken menstruation.
Tired guy: Best menstruation I’ve ever had!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/19/best-oh-and-only-forgot-the-only/

Overheard by: douglas

Posted on December 13, 2018
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Default, Food, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Overheard at McGill

But I Have Bought His Ashes on eBay

Guy in Mexican restaurant: Have you ever met the Pope?
Girl in Mexican restaurant: No. He's dead.

Groton, Connecticut

Overheard by: Newt

Posted on December 5, 2018
Connecticut, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, Religion, Restaurants

But I Still Adored Gone with the Wind.

Naked dude #1: I'm really surprised by how long it is.
Naked dude #2: Yeah… It's quite long.

Locker Room
Kansas City, Missouri

Posted on December 4, 2018
Bragging, Compare and contrast, Guys, Missouri, Penis, Restroom

…and Then Sags Down Again

Guy: So she googled me, and found the thing from the dance-off with my balls hanging out! It's the first thing that comes up!

www.overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: Overheard at Yale

Posted on December 2, 2018
Balls, Dancing, Default, Guys, Internet, Overheard at Yale, Weirdness

Gosh, I Love the Senator's Parties.

Guy #1: I think I have the handcuffs, but I'll call you if I don't.
Guy #2: Yeah, yeah, and I've got the fairy wings, for sure.

High School
Toronto, Canadia

Overheard by: Hope the where talking about drama class

Posted on December 1, 2018
Canadia, Guys, Kink, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness

He Caught Me and Said, “I Got You, Babe.”

Random guy: I came out of the womb at Sonny's Bar-BQ!

Gainesville, Florida

Overheard by: heidi

Posted on November 27, 2018
Default, Florida, Food, Guys, Names, Words

I Still Hate to Buy Her a Two-Year Planner, Though

Guy on one side of the store: So how's your friend who has cancer?
Woman in queue, thirty feet away: Oh, she's getting better!
Guy: Really?
Woman: Yeah, they put her on this herbal diet and now she's getting better.
Guy: Wow.
Woman: Yeah, it's amazing.
Guy: So what sort of cancer is it?
Woman: I'm not sure…
Guy: Is it terminus cancer?
Woman: Yeah, I think that's it.
Guy: Terminus cancer, yeah?
Woman: Yeah, yeah, but she's getting better.

London
England

Overheard by: Irongate