Maybe You Could Throw a Few of Those Stalkers My Way?

Girl #1: I hate being stalked over Facebook. They’re also creepy guys that I’m not interested in. They are just wasting their time and mine.
Girl #2: It can’t be that bad, can it?
Girl #1: You don’t understand — you’re not pretty like me.

http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2006/08/facebook-stalking.html

Overheard by: kolby

Posted on October 31, 2020
Biotechs, Gripes, Insults, Overheard in Ann Arbor

Once It Becomes a Functioning Member of Society, We’ll Talk

Greenpeace volunteer handing out pamphlets: Sir, do you want to help save the environment?
Suit: Absolutely not.

Downtown Crossing
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on October 29, 2020
Insults, Massachusetts, Suits

We Have No Words for This Quote.

Woman: Do you have the book How to Fix Your Marriage without Words?
Saleslady: Sorry, it looks like we don't have that in stock right now.
Woman: Fuck!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Taylor

Posted on September 10, 2020
Books, Customers, Employees, Insults, Relationships, Shopping, Washington

That's Obviously the Isaiah Washington Memorial

Middle-aged wife: Oh, honey, look! It's the George Jefferson memorial.
Middle-aged husband: Seriously. You are such an idiot.

eavesdropdc.blogspot.com

Posted on September 5, 2020
Couples, Eavesdrop DC, History, Insults, Stupidity

A New Grammar Book by Tyra Banks

Drunk girl in bar: Dammit, bitch! Talk legible!

Memphis, Tennessee

Overheard by: James

Posted on August 8, 2020
Bars & Clubs, Drunks, Girls, Insults, Language barrier, Tennessee

So I Sleep with the Staff at Crunch in Exchange for Membership

Girl #1: You're a fat whore. Well…minus the fat part.
Girl #2: Whatever. I'd rather be a whore than fat.
Girl #3: I like your morals!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/14/if-by-morals-you-mean-breasts-then-thanks/

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on July 30, 2020
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Diet & weight, Girls, Insults, Overheard at McGill

Is That by Herbal Essences?

Bottle blonde: Oh my god, you have to tell me where you got your color done!
Natural blonde gentleman: Bitch, this comes from Adonis genes gifted from on high.

Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Dr. Iniego Strangelove

Posted on July 16, 2020
Compare and contrast, Default, Euphemisms, Florida, Girls, Guys, Insults, Offers and requests, Science

Why Won't You Live Down to My Expectations of You?

Cabbie: Hey, ever get the urge to just whip out your puppies for the driver?
Girl: Um, no. (several minutes later, while getting out) Cabbie whores!

Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on July 11, 2020
Conductors, Default, Girls, Guys, Insults, Nevada, Offers and requests

So Maybe She Needed Out-of-This-World Sex

Guy on cell: Yeah, I hooked up with her. [pause] I fucked her. She was tight. [pause] She hasn’t called me back. I don’t get why it’s so hard to take five seconds out of your day to see how I’m doing. [pause] She’s, like, Asian. Half Asian and half alien.

Barnes & Noble
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Hobo

Posted on April 7, 2020
California, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Feelings, Geography, Gripes, Guys, Insults, On the phone, Sex, Stores, Words

“My Hatred for Teaching Is Vast As the Ocean”

English teacher: Can anyone tell me what the definition of a simile is?
Student: Like your ass…
English teacher: What did you say!?
Student: Like or as?
English teacher: Oh…yeah.

St. Joesph High School
New Jersey

Overheard by: Davel

Posted on March 14, 2020
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Insults, New Jersey, Questions, Students, Teachers, Words

Insults