Those Poopyheads Have Already Exhausted Their Five Minutes of Fame

College girl: There, I’ve belittled and insulted The View without using the word “bitch” or the c-word.

Student Center, Montclair State University
New Jersey

Overheard by: …and that itself is a feat

Posted on January 23, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Etiquette, Insults, New Jersey, Pride, Sorority types, TV shows, Words

Except Now I Need a Ride

Student on cell: So, I was going to call you back, but I didn’t want to call you.

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/05/fuck-you-very-much-for-your-honesty.html

Posted on December 29, 2020
Insults, On the phone, Overheard in Philly

In Canadia, Who Would Even Know?

Chick #1: I’m ugly.
Chick #2: What?
Chick #1: I am ugly.
Chick #2: Who told you?!

Vancouver, British Columbia
Canadia

Overheard by: Library Girl

Posted on December 9, 2020
Canadia, Chicks, Insults

So I Just Raised One Eybrow and Smiled at Her

Guy on cell: And I wanted to say, essentially, “Bitch, my office manages eight billion a year, so shut the fuck up”–but in the refined and enlightened way one would say such a thing in the country club dining room.

Santa Rosa, California

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Posted on December 7, 2020
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Guys, Insults, Money, On the phone

…But Before I Start to Spoil

16-year-old girl #1: I wanna wait to have kids, you know? But I don't wanna be old or anything. I think like 19 or somethin.
16-year-old girl #2: Yeah. Oscar wants to knock me up and I'm like “no bitch, I don't even have a license yet.” We're thinking after I turn 18.

Los Angeles, California

Posted on November 9, 2020
Age and ageing, California, Insults, Kids, Pregnancy, Relationships, Sex, Teens, Wishes

Maybe You Could Throw a Few of Those Stalkers My Way?

Girl #1: I hate being stalked over Facebook. They’re also creepy guys that I’m not interested in. They are just wasting their time and mine.
Girl #2: It can’t be that bad, can it?
Girl #1: You don’t understand — you’re not pretty like me.

http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2006/08/facebook-stalking.html

Overheard by: kolby

Posted on October 31, 2020
Biotechs, Gripes, Insults, Overheard in Ann Arbor

Once It Becomes a Functioning Member of Society, We’ll Talk

Greenpeace volunteer handing out pamphlets: Sir, do you want to help save the environment?
Suit: Absolutely not.

Downtown Crossing
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on October 29, 2020
Insults, Massachusetts, Suits

We Have No Words for This Quote.

Woman: Do you have the book How to Fix Your Marriage without Words?
Saleslady: Sorry, it looks like we don't have that in stock right now.
Woman: Fuck!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Taylor