Tonight on The Real Single Moms Of New Jersey

Tough, burly, tattooed mom: C'mon, honey, you'll like it!
Tearful four-year-old boy: I don't wanna!
Tough, burly, tattooed mom: Everyone loves the beer store! (pulls boy into beer kiosk)

Collingswood Auction
Farmingdale, New Jersey

Overheard by: not EVERYONE

Posted on March 29, 2023
Drinking & drunks, Education, Kids, Moms, New Jersey, Parenting, Wishes

…Instead Of Carrying Around This Scale Model

Mother to toddler daughter: Would you rather I just say “testicles”?

Art Institute of Chicago
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Brian

Posted on March 27, 2023
Balls, Default, Illinois, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Questions, Women

TV Lied to Me

Six-year-old boy holding “pillow pet”, singing: It's a pillow, it's a pet, it's a pillow pet! (then, whispering to himself) This isn't as cool as I thought it would be…

Target
White Plains, New York

Overheard by: M

Posted on March 26, 2023
Feelings, Kids, New York, Singing, Stupidity

According to My Report Card.

Little boy to teacher: I am the ultimate unicorn!

Michigan

Posted on March 17, 2023
Animals, Default, Guys, Kids, Michigan, Weirdness

It Was Lots Of Fun 'til the Police Arrived

Little boy: How 'bout you get naked, and I get naked, and then we give naked hugs!

St. Joseph, Michigan

Posted on March 15, 2023
Glad the condom broke, Kids, Michigan, Offers and requests, Sensory experiences, Sex, Weirdness

Whoever Threw It Knew What He Was Doing

Girl to friend: That’s the last time I catch a falling baby.

Farmington Valley, Connecticut

Posted on March 14, 2023
Connecticut, Default, Girls, Gripes, Kids

Public School Builds Character!

Little boy to parents: Nuh-uhhh! I only got thrown up on that one time!

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/youre_still_young.html

Overheard by: alexis

Posted on March 13, 2023
Gossip, Kids, Overheard in Minneapolis

Without Menopause, We'd Have an Infanticide Epidemic

Grandmother, about tantrum-throwing child: I think it might be time to put her to sleep.
Mother: Yeah. Come on honey, we'll go home and have a nap!
Grandmother, under her breath: That's not what I meant.

Westfield Shopping Center
South Morang
Australia

Posted on March 12, 2023
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Kids, Malls, Moms, Old folks, Weirdness, Women

That's What Thongs Are Supposed to Feel Like, Billy

Five-year-old boy, loudly interrupting adults: I have a wedgie!
(adults laugh)
Five-year-old boy: This wedgie train is carrying wedgies!

Green Line
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on March 7, 2023
Default, Guys, Kids, Massachusetts, Public transportation, Undies

Not As Hairy As Her Chin, but Close

Cub Scout #1: Your dad has hairy arms.
Cub Scout #2: You know what else is hairy? His penis!
Cub Scout #1: Yeah. So is my mom’s.

Cub Scout Camp
Pennsylvania

Posted on March 5, 2023
Body parts, Hair, Kids, Pennsylvania

Kids