Little boy playing with Legos: Look, I have a gun and two hookers!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/314981236/the-parental-warnings-are-there-for-a-reason.html
Overheard by: nanny in st. Paul
Little boy playing with Legos: Look, I have a gun and two hookers!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/314981236/the-parental-warnings-are-there-for-a-reason.html
Overheard by: nanny in st. Paul
Metro cop addressing large crowd waiting for the orange line: Keep moving down the platform. Move down, please!
Tired tourist mom: Move down, honey.
Little girl: Why?
Tired tourist mom: Because we're sheep, that's why.
Smithsonian Station, DC Metro
Washington, DC
10-year-old boy to another, watching air show performers from Canadia: Come on, any country that has its own bacon must be good.
Janesville, Wisconsin
Mom: Honey, do you wanna take off your princess dress, get naked, and get in a bucket?
Four-year-old aspiring princess: No.
Mom: Well, I do.
North Carolina
Little girl: Mommy, can I have a bubble bath?
Mother: No, it makes your vagina hurt.
Plantation, Florida
Overheard by: i guess that's a valid reason.
Six-year-old girl: Ask me what my favorite thing in the world is!
Mom: Okay, what’s your favorite thing in the world?
Six-year-old girl: Escargot!
Sherwood Diner
Westport, Connecticut
Little girl to mom: My stomach controls me!
Campsite, California
Little kid #1, looking at mummies: Dad, are there dead people in there?
Dad: No, I don’t think so.
Little kid #2: Yeah, there are. That’s why it smells so bad.
Museum of Fine Arts
Boston, Massachusetts
Small child #1: Hey, daddy, can we go get some ice cream?!
Small child #2: Yeah, daddy, let's have ice cream!
Father: Uh, no. But you can have yogurt drinks. They're basically the same!
Small children: Yay!
West Edmonton Mall
Canadia
Overheard by: Dr. Ruth
Little girl to dog: Lucy, no! I admonish you!
Perry Square
Erie, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Kat
