…Before They Would Give Us a Home Loan.

Sorority girl, walking from class with a friend: Yeah, so they made us cook naked.

Kent State University
Kent, Ohio

Posted on October 13, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, Offers and requests, Ohio, Sorority types, Weirdness

Softly with Your Song, or What?

Black woman in the ER on cell: You killed him? What do you mean you “killed him”?

Chestnut Hill Hospital
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on October 12, 2018
Black people, Death & dying, Default, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Questions, Weirdness, Women

If the Tagline Isn’t “Gotta Fuck Them All” Then Someon Made a Mistake

Girl: The first Pokemon movie was really sad.
Guy #1: Oh, yeah! It made me cry.
Girl: I couldn’t believe when Pikachu almost died…
Guy #2: Have you guys seen Pokemon porn?
Girl: Okay, let’s just stop right there.
Guy #2: No, it’s crazy. You know Misty? She’ll do like anything!

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on September 30, 2018
Connecticut, Death & dying, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Guys, Movies, Offers and requests, Porn, Questions, TV shows, Weirdness

One Of the Perks of Hiring Jesus As a Bartender

Guy on cell: I'll buy you an infinite beer!

UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on September 29, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, On the phone

The Best Part Is, They've Trademarked That Name

Friendly waitress, serious: Would you like to order a happy ending?

Lycoming Mall
Pennsdale, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: DazedinPA

Posted on September 17, 2018
Baristas, Death & dying, Drinking & drunks, Happiness, Malls, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Words

Portrait of the Social Worker As a Young Girl

Eight-year-old girl standing on shopping carriage to mother 15 feet away: Do not leave your child unattended! (slight pause) Mom! Get over here!

Wal-Mart
Seabrook, New Hampshire

Overheard by: Amanda

Posted on September 14, 2018
Default, Girls, Gripes, Kids, New Hampshire, Offers and requests, Parenting, Stores

Riverdale Hasn't Been the Same Since Archie Went Off the Rails

Teenage girl #1: I mean, what's the point of dating an ugly, short, junior with herpes and acne if he doesn't even have his learner's permit?
Teenage girl #2: Shut up and eat.

Shari's Restaurant
Beaverton, Oregon

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on September 8, 2018
Age and ageing, Beauty, Default, Girls, Offers and requests, Oregon, Questions, Relationships, Restaurants, STDs, Teens

Raise Your Hand If You Know a Football Player Who Died Of a Heart Attack or Stroke

Football player #1: What are you getting?
Football player #2: I think I'm gonna get four hot dogs.
Football player #1: Dude! You're only supposed to eat three a week! It's like…the sodium or something. Three hot dogs have all the sodium you're supposed to have in a week.
Football player #2: You're fucking retarded! I'm getting four hot dogs and I'm gonna eat all four of them in their sodium goodness. Watch me.

Dining Hall, Ball State University
Muncie, Indiana

Overheard by: Colleen