And Who You Callin’ a Dias?

Old man with mullet to brown child in stroller: Buenos dias, niñito.
Woman pushing stroller: We’re black. He knows English.

Gallivan Center Trax Station
Salt Lake City, Utah

Posted on August 3, 2015
Black people, Default, Guys, Kids, Language barrier, Moms, Old folks, Race, Train, Utah, Women, Words

That, And, “Do You Take Credit?”

Little old woman to cashier scanning groceries: You're so good and fast! I bet the boys tell you that all the time.

Yarmouth, Maine

Overheard by: Jade

Posted on July 31, 2015
Compliments, Maine, Old folks, Sex

Sometimes I Go Overboard with My Hoeing

Sweet old lady: I'm a pretty wild gardener.

Bellingham, Washington

Posted on July 26, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Old folks, Washington, Weirdness, Women, Words

Yeah, I’m the Smart-Ass Who Isn’t Out of Insulin

Woman behind counter: The doctor isn’t here.
Old lady: What about a nurse?
Woman behind counter: The nurses aren’t allowed to write prescriptions.
Old lady: Well, you know, you’re a fucking smartass.

Memphis, Tennessee

Overheard by: Jesa

Posted on July 26, 2015
Insults, Nurses, Old folks, Tennessee

…After Every Meal!

Little old lady to another as they part ways: Have a pleasant day, and don't forget to google!
Little old lady #2: What?
Little old lady #1: Google!

Union Station
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on July 21, 2015
Illinois, Internet, Old folks, Questions, Weirdness

For the Same Reason the Tampon Ads Spare Us the Gory Details

Older woman, watching Viagra tv commercial: Why don't they ever show the guy from the waist down with a big ol' boner?

Airport
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on July 20, 2015
Airports & flights, Erections, Georgia, Old folks, Penis, Questions, TV shows, Women

You're the Only One Who Can See Me, Anyway.

Old guy to total stranger celebrating birthday: When you're young you can make love to six women at a time, but when you're old you can only make love to three women at a time.
Birthday man: Three women is plenty for me.
Old guy: Don't tell anyone I said that to you.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/288392553/your-secret-is-safe-with-us.html

Overheard by: coco

Posted on July 20, 2015
Age and ageing, Compare and contrast, Old folks, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sex, Strangers

We Don’t Overflow with Each Other Anymore

Old lady with husband talking to head usher: We are in Row C, Seats 22 and 23. Ummm… Do you think we could move our seats? It’s just that the lady next to us is rather large, and she is overflowing onto my husband, who is overflowing on to me…

Thousand Islands Play House
Gananoque, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Shmemily

Posted on July 18, 2015
Canadia, Diet & weight, Old folks

As Seen in Douching Miss Daisy

Greenpeace activist to couple walking out of grocery store: Are you guys concerned about our environment?
Elderly couple: Definitely! We recycle, and we take showers together!

Mothers Market
Costa Mesa, California

Overheard by: arie

Posted on July 17, 2015
Bathing, California, Couples, Default, Old folks, People, Questions, Relationships, Stores

Why Does “Mountainous Region” Sound Dirty to Us?

Older man walking: I know we live in a mountainous region, but if we lived in a really mountainous region I’d wear pants.

University of Massachusetts
Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: I’d wear pants too…

Posted on July 15, 2015
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Geography, Guys, Massachusetts, Old folks, Weirdness

Old folks