Sweet old lady: I'm a pretty wild gardener.
Bellingham, Washington
Sweet old lady: I'm a pretty wild gardener.
Bellingham, Washington
Woman behind counter: The doctor isn’t here.
Old lady: What about a nurse?
Woman behind counter: The nurses aren’t allowed to write prescriptions.
Old lady: Well, you know, you’re a fucking smartass.
Memphis, Tennessee
Overheard by: Jesa
Older woman, watching Viagra tv commercial: Why don't they ever show the guy from the waist down with a big ol' boner?
Airport
Atlanta, Georgia
Old guy to total stranger celebrating birthday: When you're young you can make love to six women at a time, but when you're old you can only make love to three women at a time.
Birthday man: Three women is plenty for me.
Old guy: Don't tell anyone I said that to you.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/288392553/your-secret-is-safe-with-us.html
Overheard by: coco
Old lady with husband talking to head usher: We are in Row C, Seats 22 and 23. Ummm… Do you think we could move our seats? It’s just that the lady next to us is rather large, and she is overflowing onto my husband, who is overflowing on to me…
Thousand Islands Play House
Gananoque, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Shmemily
Greenpeace activist to couple walking out of grocery store: Are you guys concerned about our environment?
Elderly couple: Definitely! We recycle, and we take showers together!
Mothers Market
Costa Mesa, California
Overheard by: arie
Older man walking: I know we live in a mountainous region, but if we lived in a really mountainous region I’d wear pants.
University of Massachusetts
Amherst, Massachusetts
Overheard by: I’d wear pants too…
Old lady: Nah, he stopped drinking. Now he’s just high on the ecstasy… and a little bit of crack.
57 bus
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/next-stoptobacco.html
Overheard by: pretend I didn’t really hear that
