On the phone

Trendy girl on cell: It was stuck to my boob this morning. I had to go clean it off… it was all bloody and gross. (pause) Right on my boob. I know… Eew!

University of Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: Sarah Neill

Wangsta on cell: Dude, how the hell am I supposed to carry a 14-inch Mickey Mouse piñata?
(short pause) Well, I guess I could just stuff it in my messenger bag.

University
San Francisco, California

Guy on cell: Well, there's a chance you'll get burns all over your body, but other than that you should be fine.

Louisville, Kentucky

Girl on cell: It's going to fucking rain in circa one hour.

University of Pennsylvania
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: grad student

Young college woman on cell: No! No, you may not wear my underwear!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/04/she-just-ruined-someones-night.html

Overheard by: silver spring

Man on cell, about his genitals: Yeah, it's shaped up like a 'fro on a Scooby Doo Chia Pet.

Toronto
Canadia

Annoyed lady on cell in bathroom stall: Mmm- hmmm… uh-huh, mmm-hmm, yep. Oh, before that, can you tell her to lick my ass, too?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/276988159/sounds-refreshing.html

Overheard by: I hope she?s not talking about me.

The One in Your Office Is for You to Explain

Guy in hallway on cell, in Arabic: Next time, tell her it was my riding crop in your bedroom.

Halifax
Canadia

Middle-aged rich bitch on cell: I'll pay up to $300 for a hat I can't live without, you know?

Washington, DC

Woman on phone: Well, if she wants the fucking dishtowels, she better!

Murfreesboro, Tennessee

Overheard by: Drew