All I Could Say to Her Was, “Congratulations.”

Girl #1: So what do you think of her boyfriend?
Girl #2: I can see his underwear through his pants.

Tapas Teatro
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Underwear Moderator

Posted on August 13, 2015
Clothes, Default, Girls, Maryland, Questions, Relationships

You’ll Understand Why Santa’s Fighting Him

Economics professor, suddenly, in a creepy voice: Noooo you may not! Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills! [Continuing in normal voice.] No? Anybody? No? Shame on you all! Just wait a few more years and you’ll get what I’m talking about and you will be so pleased.

Tufts University
Massachusetts

Overheard by: Adrian

Posted on August 12, 2015
Advice, Age and ageing, Colleges & Universities, Massachusetts, Pop culture, Questions, Teachers, Weirdness

Always the Elephant in Any Room in a High School

Math teacher: Why is there a baby in the classroom?

Chino, California

Posted on August 12, 2015
California, Default, Kids, Questions, Teachers, Weirdness

Drive-by Guiltings Are Far Too Common in Marin County

Mother to daughter: Come on!
(daughter rolls eyes and follows)
Random man to young girl: Is that your mother? You should be thrilled! Mine's dead!

Marin County, California

Posted on August 11, 2015
California, Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Moms, Offers and requests, Questions, Strangers

No More Decisions for You, My Pet

Smoking man in expensive suit to smoking woman in expensive dress: And then, either way, you're a zombie. Right?

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on August 11, 2015
Canadia, Couples, Death & dying, Maladies, Questions, Smokers, Smoking

In Our Family, We Get Our Pornography from the Internet

Boy, holding bodice-ripper romance novel: Dad, is this a book for fifth-graders?
Distracted father: No. Put it back.
Boy: What is it?
Distracted father: Hardcore pornography. Put it back.

Fairwood, Washington

Overheard by: he was so hopeful

Posted on August 10, 2015
Books, Dads, Etiquette, Kids, Parenting, Porn, Questions, Washington

Just Sign Here and Initial Here

Kindergarten teacher: Hey, what are you doing?
Little girl: Nothing, but I can repair it if you want me to!

Kindergarten
Norway

Posted on August 10, 2015
Default, Europe, Girls, Kids, Offers and requests, Questions, Teachers

Dude, Score!

Guy on cell: Yeah, so I was seeing this girl, and she called me and said, “so I think I might be pregnant,” and I said “oh shit, really?” and then she just said, “yeah, but if I am I'll just put that fucker up for adoption.”

Escondido, California