No. I Said, “Pass the Bread.”

Drunk guy to drunk date: So wait, you want us to be in an anonymous relationship?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/367412832/hiding-it-from-others-or-from-themselves.html

Overheard by: justarrivedtothebarsober

Posted on July 2, 2015
Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Relationships, Wishes

With Hitler and People Who Smell Tied for Third

Mom, doing mock interview of five-year-old for their journal: Okay, who is your least favorite person?
Five-year-old: Saddam Hussein, and the girl at school with the bent chin.

Maryland

Overheard by: Brittany

Posted on July 2, 2015
Default, Family ties, Kids, Maryland, Moms, Politics, Questions, Women

Probably the Funniest Thing Ever Uttered in a Statistics Class

Indian professor with thick accent: Okay class. If I flip this coin 50 times, what is the probability that I get head?
Dude in the back: Man, I could flip a coin 100 times and I'm still not gettin' head.
(class bursts into hysterical laughter)
Indian professor: What? What did I say?

Statistics Class, George Washington University
Washington, DC

Posted on July 2, 2015
BJs, Class, Default, Education, Guys, Questions, Students, Teachers, Washington, DC

Some DEA Plants Don't Even Try.

Hipster to another, after cigarette drag: So what do you think about heroin?

Gainesville, Florida

Overheard by: PJ

Posted on July 2, 2015
Drugs, Florida, Hipsters, Questions

What If It's All True, Though?

Teenage girl: But you don't actually believe god made the world in seven days.
Teenage boy: No.
Teenage girl: And you believe in evolution and the dinosaurs?
Teenage boy: Yes.
Teenage girl: How come?
Teenage boy: Because a world that never had dinosaurs is a world I want no part of.

Adelaide
Australia

Posted on July 1, 2015
Australia, God, Questions, Science, Teens

You Can't Tell the Serial Killers from the Doctors Without a Program

Sally's* uncle: How did Sally enjoy her night observing an ambulance crew?
Sally's mum: She said it was pretty boring. Not nearly enough blood and gore. She did get to kill a guy, though.
Sally's uncle: She what?
Sally's mum: They picked up a guy who was having a heart attack. The paramedic had Sally do something with the patient, and he died. She says it took him too long to die and she got bored waiting.

Restaurant
Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: KiwiBloke

Posted on July 1, 2015
Death & dying, Family, Health & Hygiene, New Zealand, Questions

Tonight on Birthdayzillas

Eight-year-old boy: So, is the birthday party going to be fun?
Six-year-old girl: Yeah!
Eight-year-old boy: Who knows? It could be a disaster!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/441497736/is-it-too-late-to-uninvite-her.html

Overheard by: working hard to make it a fun party.

Posted on July 1, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Happiness, Kids, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions

…And Did the Kangaroo See His Shadow or Not?

Teen boy: What month is it now? Like… spring or something, right?
Teen girl: Nah, I think it's still winter. Cause it's August.
Teen boy: Really? I swear winter ended, like, two weeks ago, ay.
Teen girl: Oh… maybe…
Teen boy: Yeah. So what is it now? Spring? Or autumn? Or winter?

Australia