Because I've Been Practicing That One-Foot-at-a-Time Maneuver All Week

Guy to another: So is it a pants party?

Purdue University
West Lafayette, Indiana

Overheard by: Alexa, Alicia, Eric

Posted on October 16, 2008
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Indiana, Louisiana, Questions, Sexuality

How Yoga Began

Teen girl: I think I'm going to lie on my bed in a butterfly position.
Friend: Oh, to air out your STD?

Cleveland Heights, Ohio

Overheard by: evanescent

Posted on October 16, 2008
Friends, Girls, Ohio, Questions, STDs, Teens

When “Come Here Often?” Just Isn't Special Enough

Awkward girl: Are you an organ donor?
Uninterested guy: No.
Awkward girl: You should donate your skin. It's nice. Non-cancerous.
Uninterested guy: I'm good.
Awkward girl: Oh. So what's up with guys always having to spread their seed?

BART Train
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Grace

Posted on October 16, 2008
Advice, Default, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Questions, San Francisco, Train, Weirdness

The Wastebasket?

Professor: We're so obsessed about wasting time. But where does the time go when it's wasted?

San Diego, California

Posted on October 12, 2008
California, Default, Philosophy, Questions, Teachers, Time Management

…Or Stay Here and Piss My Initials? Make Up Your Mind

Thug to another: You want me to go home and take a shit?

Lake Grove, New York

Posted on October 11, 2008
Default, Friends, New York, Offers and requests, Poop, Questions, Thugs

The One It Was So Easy It Was a Piece Of?

Guy to girlfriend: And after that, I was just done. It took the icing on the cake…or whatever.
Girlfriend: What cake?

Aloha Highschool
Oregon

Posted on October 10, 2008
Couples, Default, Food, Girls, Guys, Oregon, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

Being Raised by the Buddha Isn't All It's Cracked Up to Be

Five-year-old: Daddy, I want ice cream.
Father: How does it feel to want something?

Vermont

Posted on October 10, 2008
Dads, Default, Feelings, Food, Kids, Questions, Vermont, Weirdness, Wishes

This Concludes Our Oral Report

Short girl #1: Mormons are like, on a mission, you know?
Short girl #2: And they smell bad!

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Savannah

Posted on October 10, 2008
Christianity, Default, Girls, Massachusetts, Questions, Sensory experiences

Close Enough

Girl: Do you have any keys?
Lady: Nope, just an armadillo.

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on October 7, 2008
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Michigan, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness, Women

Seventy-Four

Loud woman to man: How many people have you killed? Between you and me.

Center City, Philadelphia

Overheard by: keeeeem

Posted on October 7, 2008
Crimes, Default, Murder, Pennsylvania, Questions, Weirdness, Women

Questions