I'm Dating Him Now.

Preppy blonde on cell: She said she could see herself spending the rest of her life with him, so I told her: “wow, you really need to break up with him.” And she did!

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Posted on November 5, 2018
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, New York, Relationships, Students, Weirdness

…I Allowed the Holy Spirit Into My Life.

Disgruntled freshman girl #1: Ugh, I hate that guy. He is like, you know, so… Ugh!
Disgruntled freshman girl #2: I know, right?
Rude sophomore guy, interrupting: Oh, me and him? We're like porn buddies!
(awkward silence from girls)
Rude sophomore guy: What? That was like, before.

Cainta
Rizal
Philippines

Overheard by: happened to be eating lunch

Posted on October 31, 2018
Asia, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Porn, Questions, Relationships, Students, Weirdness

With a Boyfriend, I’ll Go Through Less Peanutbutter

Vet student #1: I need to see about some place that allows animals next year. I really miss my cats.
Vet student #2: Yeah, I thought about that. I guess it all just depends. I mean, if I can get a boyfriend, I might not even need a dog.

overheardinathens.com

Posted on September 30, 2018
Animals, Europe, Overheard in Athens, Relationships, Students

Marriage Happens by Default in the Pacific Northwest

Girl on phone: So, we had this bet that if the Patriots won, we were going to break up, so we were both hoping for that. But that didn’t happen, so now we’re just kind of stuck together.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on September 27, 2018
Default, Girls, Gossip, Gripes, On the phone, Relationships, Washington

Suicide Is the Clear Answer

Tween #1 waiting at bus stop: So, I wanna like him, but I don't want to, and I can't like him, 'cause I wanna like him, but I don't!…you know?
Tween #2: Wow, I know exactly what you mean!

London
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Great 'cause I sure don't

Posted on September 12, 2018
Canadia, Default, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality, Stupidity, Tweens

Riverdale Hasn't Been the Same Since Archie Went Off the Rails

Teenage girl #1: I mean, what's the point of dating an ugly, short, junior with herpes and acne if he doesn't even have his learner's permit?
Teenage girl #2: Shut up and eat.

Shari's Restaurant
Beaverton, Oregon

Overheard by: Claire