Here's James Cameron to Explain

Cute young woman, watching tv while studying: Ew, they are kissing so deep! It's gross!
Seemingly gay guy, also studying in the table: Kay*, you don't even know what deep is.

Campinas
Brazil

Posted on July 22, 2015
Brazil, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Queers, Stupidity, TV shows, Women

…So Quit Being Such a Pussy.

Greaser guy holding kitten: Who's a kitty? You's a kitty! Who's a kitty? You's a kitty! Who's a kitty? You's a kitty!
Punk girl: I think he knows he's a kitty.

Bakersfield, California

Posted on July 22, 2015
Animals, California, Girls, Guys, Punks, Stupidity

Um, It's Not Messy– It's Calligraphy.

Preppy white boy: You're both women, and you're Asian! How can you have messy handwriting??
Professor: Wait, did I really just hear that?

Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: The non-asian woman

Posted on July 22, 2015
Asians, Compare and contrast, Gender issues, Indiana, Preppies, Questions, Race, Stupidity, Teachers, Whiteys

Thanks, European Colonialism!

Ditzy 13-year-old brunette: That's so cool! She's French and (whispers) black. I didn't know you could get those!

Woldingham Sacred Heart School
England

Overheard by: on the floor laughing

Posted on July 21, 2015
England, Race, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity, Tweens

And What About Cars?

Ditzy American girl: You're from Scotland?
Scottish girl: Yeah.
Ditzy American girl: So do they have like… Ducks over there?

Orlando, Florida

Posted on July 20, 2015
Animals, Florida, Foreigners, Girls, Questions, Stupidity

Beverly Hills? You're Already There.

Buff Asian kid, squinting at label on microscope: Made in… Douche-land? What the fuck is douche-land?

Beverly Hills High School
Beverly Hills, California

Posted on July 19, 2015
Asians, California, Geography, Insults, Kids, Names, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity

My Contract Doesn't Permit Me to Draw Any Conclusions

Guy with chocolate bars: Are these really two for two dollars?
Wal-Mart cashier: All I know is they're a dollar each.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/402280353/you-cant-buy-that-kind-of-knowledge.html

Overheard by: ellie.

Posted on July 15, 2015
Employees, Food, Money, Overheard in Minneapolis, Shopping, Stupidity

So Just Swear to Me You Aren't a Terrorist, and I'll Let You Through.

Poor overworked guy at counter: Please pardon my ignorance. My computers have collapsed, and that means my brain doesn't work anymore.

International Airport
New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: Meaghan

Posted on July 14, 2015
Airports & flights, Body parts, Employees, Louisiana, Stupidity, Technology

See? You're Obviously a New Yorker!

Nigerian guy, joking: Ha ha! Yeah, it's probably because I am black, hey.
American girl: Oh my god, you can't say that! You have to say “African-American.”
Nigerian guy: But I'm not African-American; I'm Nigerian. I suppose you could say “African”?
American girl: No, look, we learned it in elementary school! It's “African-American”!
Nigerian guy: Okay… So you're Scandinavian, by that rationale.
American girl: No, I'm American! You're African-American!
English guy: Please shut the fuck up.

Cambridge
England

Overheard by: TopCat

Posted on July 13, 2015
Education, England, Foreigners, Girls, Guys, Insults, Race, Stupidity, Words

Hey, Loaf Quilting Is the Wave of the Future

Student, discussing a character’s problems: It’s like he’s in between a needle and some bread.
Teacher: … Do you mean a rock and a hard place?

English Class, Hazelwood West High School
Florissant, Missouri

Posted on July 12, 2015
Default, Education, Missouri, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Teens, Words

Stupidity