That's What Everyone Says. And Everyone Lies.

Woman: I'd rather do the kidnapping than be kidnapped.
Man, snorting in disbelief: Oh, puh-lease!

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: MarthaQ

Posted on March 29, 2021
Compare and contrast, Guys, Massachusetts, Violence, Women

Grandma Brought Me the Wrong Bag Lunch

Chick: I got, like, suspended three times in five days.
Coworker: I only got suspended once, but that was just ’cause I cut this bitch with a razor.
Chick, to customer: Thank you, sir.

McDonald’s
Dunwoody, Georgia

Overheard by: blur

Posted on February 20, 2021
Chicks, Coworkers, Georgia, Violence

Which Is the First Rule Of Lesbian Fight Club

Artsy emo: It was like lesbian Fight Club! First Leema liked Holly, then she liked Tracy, who liked Nicola, who also liked Holly. So Nicola and Leema got in a fist fight and in the end, Tracy and Holly had sex in the woodshop classroom!

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on December 11, 2020
Canadia, Default, Feelings, Goths, Punks, Sex, Sexuality, Teens, Violence

They Make “Ladies’ Weight” Guns, You Know

Drunk bimbette: We’re s’posed to be so ladylike… Why do girls have to be so ghetto and stab each other all the time?

York University
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: A and A

Posted on November 6, 2020
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Drunks, Questions, Violence

I Hardly Touched Myself at All

Dude: Just because I watched you out a window for an hour doesn’t mean I’m creepy.

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Posted on October 29, 2020
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Creepsters, Guys, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Threats, Violence, Weirdness

…When They Could Be Doing Porn

Guy: I saw some midgets wrestling last night. I felt really bad. Why would they do that?

Point Park University
Pittsburgh, PA

Overheard by: ZB

Posted on August 23, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Guys, Pennsylvania, Questions, Violence

9 Out Of 10 Dentists Disapprove Of Their Relationship

Guy: I was really pissed off. Then you bit me on the shoulder. Three times.
Girl: (laughs hysterically)

DePaul University
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: University Peon

Posted on August 7, 2020
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Guys, Illinois, Violence

Now I Know How the Earth Feels

Girl: It seems like every time I see you these days, you're being raped.
Guy: I know… And now I'm not even getting paid for it.

University of Northern Colorado

Posted on July 22, 2020
Colorado, Guys, Money, Sex, Violence

‘Cause Then She Took One of My Legs and Snapped It

Skinny girl: My roommate’s nuts. We got into another fight.
Tall girl: Oh, God, what is it now? She’s mad again ’cause you don’t rinse every drop of toothpaste out of the sink, right?
Skinny girl: No, it’s the mayonnaise! The fucking mayonnaise! She accused me of eating it! Just the plain mayo, not on a sandwich or anything. I looked at her and told her, ‘Listen, bitch, I don’t eat mayo. I’m anorexic.’ She’s accusing me of having no self control!
Tall girl: So, what happened then?
Skinny girl: I was drunk, so I threw the mayo out our front door and said, ‘Ha! Now no one can eat it!’ I don’t think that helped the situation at all.

George Herman’s
Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on May 18, 2020
Default, Food, Girls, Gossip, Health & Hygiene, North Carolina, Skinny people, Violence

Double Dare's “Physical Challenges” Aren't What They Once Were

Girl #1: What? Did he think I was going to let him have sex with me?
Girl #2: Or choke you?

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/05/sent-in-april-3.html

Overheard by: Marty

Posted on May 12, 2020
Eavesdrop DC, Girls, Questions, Sex, Violence, Weirdness

Violence