…”The Lord” to You Christians and Jews

Teacher, lecturing on post WWII German artwork: Creepy sneaky guy is watching you!

History Class
Eugene, Oregon

Posted on October 28, 2009
Class, Education, Oregon, Teachers, Threats, Weirdness

…But She'd Been Complaining About How She Doesn't Make Enough Bread.

Guy: Oh my god, she hates me!
Girl: What? Why?
Guy: Cause I'm the kid who threw a sandwich at her!

Tacoma, Washington

Posted on October 27, 2009
Food, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Violence, Washington, Weirdness

When Living Bras Die

Trendy girl on cell: It was stuck to my boob this morning. I had to go clean it off… it was all bloody and gross. (pause) Right on my boob. I know… Eew!

University of Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: Sarah Neill

Posted on October 25, 2009
Arizona, Cleanliness, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Health & Hygiene, On the phone, Rack, Weirdness

Are Catholic Girls Allowed to Sing from the Diaphragm?

Guy: Do you know how I know you were singing correctly?
Girl: You saw me sucking in my stomach?
Guy: No. When you started spitting at me!
Girl: I can't help that I have great diction!

Saint Peter's College
New Jersey

Posted on October 24, 2009
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Questions, Singing, Weirdness

At Least Not Without an Audience

Waiter #1: We need to get this shit done and get out of here.
Waiter #2: Yep. I need to get to the bar. Molly's not gonna fuck herself tonight.

Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu

Posted on October 19, 2009
Baristas, Indiana, Sex, Weirdness, Wishes

Considering What We Did Last Night.

Girl #1: With the right emphasis, anything can sound dirty.
Girl #2: I'll jump on your trampoline.
Girl #1: I'll park in your car park.
Girl #2: I'll reverse up your back alley.
(pause)
Girl #2: I think it just got too literal.
Girl #1: Me too.

Sydney
Australia

Posted on October 18, 2009
Australia, Girls, Sex, Weirdness, Words

It's the Germany Of the United States.

Guy in “I heart NJ” shirt: Could you take our picture?
German tourist: Sure.
Guy in “I heart NJ” shirt: Thanks a lot, man.
German tourist: You luv New Jer-see?
Guy in “I heart NJ” shirt: Hell yeah!
German tourist: You za own-lee vun!

London
England

Overheard by: Joyful One

Posted on October 18, 2009
England, Feelings, Foreigners, Offers and requests, Questions, Tourists, Weirdness

According to Mom's New Boyfriend

Six-year-old girl at the zoo: (drops French fries one by one)
Dad: Why are you dropping French fries?
Six-year-old girl: To feed them!
Dad: No one wants your old French fries.
Six-year-old girl: You're an old French fry!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/sticks-and-stones.html

Overheard by: Dave