So Do We.

20-something girl on cell: I had the malpractice ball this last weekend. It was in the Weisman Museum… kind of lame, not a lot of space. (pause) But I didn't bring a flask this year, so it was a little conservative, definitely a limited amount of alcohol. (pause) Are you going home for Passover? (pause) Oh my, are you converting? (pause) Yeah, I want to know what this whole Jerry Springer photo thing is all about.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/267290968/do-you-really.html

Overheard by: burrhead

Posted on December 6, 2022
About celebrities, Drinking & drunks, Girls, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Religion, Weirdness, Wishes

We're Guessing IT Teachers Hear This Joke a Lot

IT teacher: So if the CPU usage is really high, choose “end process tree” to kill the process.
Student in back, mumbling: That's what she said…
IT teacher: Damn right that's what she said!

Waterloo
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Sunny

Posted on December 4, 2022
Canadia, Education, Teachers, Technology, Weirdness

The Next Stupid State Referendum

Loudspeaker in airport: Please don't leave your belongings unattended.
Crazy lady, to no one: Did they just say homosexuality isn't allowed in the airport?

Airport
Oakland, California

Overheard by: Kristina

Posted on November 29, 2022
Airports & flights, California, Crazies, Public transportation, Sexuality, Weirdness, Women, Words

I’m Sorry I Ever Chose to Study The Necronomicon

Guy going to study for finals: I’m kinda scared to sit in a cubicle alone… by myself… Alone with my thoughts. Not good.

PCL Library
University of Texas at Austin

Posted on November 27, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Fears, Guys, Texas, Weirdness

Wish I Was a Sociopath Like My Dad

Drunk guy to girlfriend: I care about you a lot. It sucks.

Park Tavern
Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on November 24, 2022
Bars & Clubs, Couples, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Insults, New Jersey, Relationships, Weirdness

Well, Sign Me Up!

Loud woman #1: My friend is on that. When you fart, it makes you shit oil.
Loud woman #2: Really?
Loud woman #1: Yup, you shit oil and grease.

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/08/exxonmobil-is-now-in-pharmaceuticals.html

Overheard by: grossed out

Posted on November 22, 2022
Burping & farting, Default, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Philly, Weirdness, Women

…If You Know What I Mean…

Student to friend: When she painted the banana, or vice-versa.

Colby-Sawyer College
New Hampshire

Overheard by: J.McC

Posted on November 19, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Fruit, New Hampshire, Students, Weirdness, Words

According to My Logic Professor

Guy: If you can like anal, you can like feet!

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Posted on November 14, 2022
Ass, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Sex, Virginia, Weirdness

One Which Perhaps the Parrot Can Answer.

Female student to another: So, are you a pirate or a ninja?
Teacher: That's a great question!

Brisbane
Australia

Overheard by: I took a test and I'm both.

Posted on November 11, 2022
Australia, Questions, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Pop Quiz: Which Of These Things Are True About Sarah Palin?

Hobo: You ever wanted to punch an asshole in the face? Now's your chance, one dollar! I deserve it! I club baby seals, I vote Republican, I masturbate way too much! Quit laughin' and start punchin!

Church & Duboce
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: C

Posted on November 7, 2022
Assholes, California, Hobos, Masturbation, Offers and requests, Politics, Violence, Weirdness

Weirdness