All I Mean Is, You Really Stand for Something.

Girlfriend: No, tell me, I do wanna know where you want our wedding!
Boyfriend: Funplex.
Girlfriend: You want our wedding at Funplex?
Passerby: Oh, shit!

Jersey City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Walking by

Posted on May 14, 2021
Couples, New Jersey, Questions, Relationships, Weirdness

…With My Hand Down My Pants Like This.

English teacher to class: Apostrophes and semicolons really turn me on.
Class: (horrified silence)
English teacher, to self: Maybe I shouldn't have said that.

High School
Wisconsin

Posted on May 12, 2021
Education, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Students, Teachers, Weirdness, Wisconsin, Words

Just Obeying That Big “P” Sign Over There

Guy #1: You smell like urine.
Guy #2: Good!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/350891655/im-halfway-to-my-goal.html

Overheard by: time for a shower?

Posted on May 11, 2021
Default, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pee, Queers, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

Let Us Never Speak Of This Again.

College guy, watching little girl in husky cheerleader outfit: What's with all these cheerleaders everywhere? I like it!
Female friend: Dude, that sounded kind of wrong, she's like six.
College guy: Yeah… I just realized that.

UW Husky Tailgate
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Face

Posted on May 9, 2021
Age and ageing, Feelings, Guys, Washington, Weirdness

I'd Totally Do That If It'd Make Me Young Again

Middle-aged woman, about teenager: She's so beautiful. She could be a model. (pause) I want to run her over with my car.

Bellingham, Washington

Posted on May 5, 2021
Beauty, Violence, Washington, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

Weirdness