You Didn’t Include the Instructions

Left on voice mail: I wanted to talk to you about these cupcakes. They are making me a little nervous. Call me.

Clearwater, Florida

Overheard by: friend of the cupcake king

Posted on September 12, 2021
Default, Florida, Food, Gifts, On the phone, Weirdness

Instant Coffee: Explained

Philosophy teacher: So, I've created a robot that knows how to go into my office and make me a coffee. But what if something goes wrong? What if the coffee's in a different place, or there's no milk? What if there's bees in the sugar?

Perth
Australia

Posted on September 11, 2021
Australia, Philosophy, Teachers, Technology, Weirdness

He Died a Happy Man Of Thirty-Five

Old man to teenage girl: Every time he saw an egg he had to eat it.

Melbourne
Australia

Posted on September 8, 2021
Australia, Default, Food, Girls, Memory lane, Old folks, Weirdness, Wishes

And My Statue Collection Is Really Suffering

Brunette: I don't have ear wax.
Blonde: That's impossible! Your ears can't not produce wax.
Brunette: Well, I get a little bit of yellow on the q-tip like every 2 weeks, but it's just not as satisfying.

Calgary
Canadia

Overheard by: mr. mitch

Posted on September 1, 2021
Body parts, Canadia, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Stupidity, Weirdness

The Five-Second Rule Absolutely Applies to Boobs

Girl on birth control: I think my boobs grew!
Friend, grabbing her boob: Really?!
Girl's boyfriend, slapping friend's hand away: Hey, hey, too long!

Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on August 28, 2021
Couples, Friends, Girls, New Jersey, Rack, Violence, Weirdness

A Simple Misunderstanding About the Meaning of “Gearhead”

Guy to friend: So now I get text messages from her every day saying she wants to fuck on the hood of my car!

Lehigh University
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Timbo

Posted on August 23, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Pennsylvania, Sex, Texting, Weirdness

I'm Thinking It's the First Clue in My Quest for the Holy Grail

Male student: So there was a hobo on the train and he sat next to me and he was like, “me no wah”. So I was like, “what?” and he just said “me no wah!” so I was really confused and then I realized I had my backpack, so I gave him a pen and a paper and he wrote “m-e n-o w-a-h.” So I was really mad and was like, “dude, that was supposed to clear things up,” but it didn't.
Female student: Word.

University of Michigan, Ann Arbor

Overheard by: Kelli