Rhino Chicks Never Give Me the Time Of Day

Man #1, watching rhino: Damn, it's huge.
Man #2: Lucky bastard.

San Diego Zoo
San Diego, California

Overheard by: Nikki

Posted on April 15, 2019
Animals, California, Compliments, Default, Guys, Tourist attractions, Weirdness

What Happens When Mom Isn't Around to Stop Him

Greasy man, with greasy chick hanging on him: On the walls! Cum all over the windows! Cum cum cum, I loooove to cum!

Harvard Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Savannah and Alena

Posted on April 10, 2019
Chicks, Cum, Guys, Massachusetts, Weirdness

As a Special Treat, Some Of the Altar Boys Will Play With Him

Pastor: Next week we have something very exciting! We have an organist coming into Sunday school! He will be demonstrating to us how he uses his organ, so make sure to come because you won't want to miss it!

Church
Alhambra, California

Posted on April 8, 2019
California, Default, Education, Feelings, Guys, Religious fanatics, Weirdness, Words

Why “Family Vacation” Will Always Be an Oxymoron

Toddler to older sister: The pencil! Pencil! Look! (screaming) Looooook!
Teenage sister: That's the Washington Monument.
Toddler: Noooooo! It'll kill us! (sobbing uncontrollably) Kiiiillll! (continues sobbing)

National Mall
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Meaggoo

Posted on April 6, 2019
Death & dying, Default, Fears, Kids, Malls, Murder, Siblings, Teens, Washington, DC, Weirdness

He’s Been Disgruntled Ever Since Discovering I’m a Bottom.

Fat guy: Sorry I’m late. Mr. Sphincter isn’t being very co-operative today.

Nova Cafe
Dunedin
New Zealand

Posted on April 4, 2019
Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Etiquette, Euphemisms, Fat people, Guys, Health & Hygiene, New Zealand, Pee, Weirdness

The Library? Nooooo!

Woman on cell: I'm at the library because I'm so fucking pissed off at you!

Library Parking Lot
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: ISPgypsy

Posted on March 29, 2019
Character, Feelings, Florida, Weirdness, Women

A Mom Can Dream, Can’t She?

Angry mother on the bus: Come here and sit down!
Four-year-old: No, it’s okay. I’m being good.
Angry mother: This bus is going to stop suddenly and you’re going to fall down and crack your head open on one of the bars, and before the bus gets back around to the hospital you will bleed to death!

Pullman, Washington

Overheard by: jeff

Posted on March 25, 2019
Advice, Bus, Death & dying, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Threats, Violence, Washington, Weirdness

Someone’s Been Reading People at the Dentist’s Office

Mom: Did you hear that Harry Lee died?
20-something daughter: Yea, and Sylvester Stallone came to the funeral, I thought that was odd.
Previously uninterested dad: Interesting fact about Sylvester Stallone- he has a penial implant.

Baton Rouge, Louisiana