That's the Last Time We Party with the Dean

Frat boy to friends: So, I look at him and think, “I'm not such a good friend that I'm gonna help him here.” He was halfway off his air mattress and his tighty whities were soaked with either sweat or urine
Friend #1: I'd have kept away too. I hope it was sweat.
Friend #2: Nah, dude. He's a pisser.

Brown Line Train
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Jim

Posted on October 16, 2017
Body parts, Default, Frat boy types, Friends, Illinois, Pee, Train, Weirdness

What Passes for Raucous Wit, in Britain

Lady on loudspeaker: The train on platform 3 is going to Edgeware Road. The train on platform 4 is for Embankment Station. District Line services are not running between Embankment and Whitechapel. Platform 3 is for Edgeware Road, platform 4 is for Embankment. If you are still on this platform after these trains leave, you are lost and confused and need to find a member of staff.

Earl's Court Station
London
England

Posted on October 6, 2017
Compare and contrast, Default, England, Geography, Jobs & Careers, Public transportation, Train, Weirdness, Women

Seems Unfair to Blame Bill Cosby

20-something chick on cell: How do five-year-olds even know about jello enemas?

Vallejo Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Pookins

Posted on September 27, 2017
Age and ageing, California, Default, Girls, Kids, Kink, On the phone, Questions, Weirdness

I'd Ejaculate Prematurely Just to Get out of Her

Dude #1: I was gonna ask her to be my girlfriend.
Dude #2: Why didn't you?
Dude #1: I realized I fucking hate her.

Daly City, California

Posted on September 14, 2017
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, Questions, Relationships, Weirdness

What Passes for Foreplay in Utah

Bored woman on cell: Wow, you have a lot of potatoes.

Airport
Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: … What?!

Posted on September 8, 2017
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Utah, Weirdness, Women

Many People Feel That Way About Courtney Love

40-something female suit to friends: I just wanted to cover her in Lysol!

San Jose, California

Overheard by: Wondering what the rest of the conversation was…

Posted on August 20, 2017
California, Cleanliness, Friends, Suits, Weirdness, Wishes

Fred Discovers Urine in the Ball Pit

Guy shaking his fist: Damn you, Chuck E. Cheese!

New Jersey

Posted on July 22, 2017
Default, Feelings, Guys, Insults, Names, New Jersey, Weirdness, Words

And Only a Fighting Philosopher Can Save Me

Girl to friend: I really feel like I am in The Matrix right now.

Downtown Toronto
Canadia

Posted on July 14, 2017
Canadia, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Movies, Weirdness

…by Color

Earnest fellow: And then I watched Scrubs, and then I watched Blade Runner, the movie. And then guess what I did?
Girlfriend: What?
Earnest fellow (proudly): I organized my receipts.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/287115616/sounds-like-a-good-cure-for-insomnia.html

Overheard by: the girls by the elevator.

Posted on July 11, 2017
Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Movies, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, TV shows, Weirdness

And, More Importantly, What Is Up with the Name “Dallin”?

Drama teacher to students: Okay, I want you all to close your eyes and imagine the most painful thing you can think of. Okay?
(a few moments pass)
Drama teacher: Okay, who wants to share? Dallin, how about you?
Dallin: Umm… Well, I imagined giving birth to a cactus baby.
Girl next to him: What is with you and cactus babies?

High School
Utah

Overheard by: Weskimo

Posted on July 5, 2017
Birthing, Feelings, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, Utah, Weirdness

Weirdness