And Is It Anything Like “Walk Like a Prescription”?

Guy in Pirates jersey: Just another planet Monday… Wait, how does that go?

Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Flab Treesports

Posted on July 12, 2015
Guys, Maryland, Questions, Singing, Weirdness

Are We Weird for Assuming They're Discussing Abortion?

Chatty female college student to friends: So it was sort of like that, except instead of a q-tip, it was a vacuum. There was no scraping at all.
Friend: Wow… that's crazy.

Harrisonburg, Virginia

Posted on July 12, 2015
Friends, Health & Hygiene, Sensory experiences, Students, Virginia, Weirdness

You'll Need to Be More Specific.

Woman: Oh, man, I wish I had nuts.

Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: Amused Friend

Posted on July 12, 2015
Balls, Gender issues, Washington, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

What Else Does One Do with a Degree in Theology?

Guy: It’s a pity there isn’t a commercial nuclear submarine sector, or I would do that.

Oxford
UK

Posted on July 11, 2015
Default, Gripes, Guys, UK, Weirdness

…How's That for a Birthday Card?

Tough guy who waxes his eyebrows: Yeah, my old girlfriend was smart. She didn't let me take any pictures or videotape her while we were fucking. This new chick…if she's ever famous, I'm rich!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on July 11, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Money, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Sexuality, Weirdness

Seriously, How Do You People Live There Without Giggling?

Soccer mom: I'm sorry, but if I were your neighbor, I would not share an opossum with you!

Nail Salon
Cumming, Georgia

Posted on July 10, 2015
Animals, Georgia, Gripes, Moms, Weirdness

Don't Worry – I Left My Pocket Knife at Home.

Three-year-old boy to mom, noticing police officers nearby: Don't do anything bad while you're here. Okay, mom?
Mom: Okay.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/319181011/its-going-to-be-hard.html

Overheard by: an amused barista.

Posted on July 9, 2015
Crimes, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Parenting, Weirdness

It Had a Face and the Face Looked at Me

Mom: Did you see his armpit?
Teen daughter: No. (pause) Oh, I saw it!
Mom: See? See?

Portland, Oregon

Posted on July 9, 2015
Body parts, Default, Girls, Moms, Oregon, Questions, Teens, Weirdness

…Until Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Lecturer, laughing manically: Okay, guys! I promise that is the last time I will mention poop this semester. (under her breath) Probably.

Film Class
Perth
Australia

Posted on July 9, 2015
Australia, Poop, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

Times Are Tough in Michigan, Dear Reader

Architect, describing high school renovations to student body: And these will be new bathrooms.
Boy: Fuck yeah! New bathrooms!
(thunderous applause)

St. Joseph, Michigan

Posted on July 8, 2015
Bosses, Education, Feelings, Michigan, Weirdness

Weirdness

Don't Worry – I Left My Pocket Knife at Home.