So None Of That Unpleasantness Was Personal?

30-something artist: It's not that everybody hated the Jews, it's that the Catholics were crazy.

Art Studio
Rochester, New York

Posted on July 18, 2015
Guys, New York, Race, Religion, Weirdness

We'll Now Begin the “Sensual Massage” Portion Of Our Flight

Flight attendant, over loudspeaker: We will now be dimming the lights for the remainder of the flight.
(Lights dim)
Flight attendant, in deep, sexy voice: Are you in the mood to fly now? I thought so…

Southwest Airlines Flight
Austin, Texas

Posted on July 18, 2015
Airports & flights, Flight attendants, Public transportation, Questions, Texas, Weirdness

Did You Get Its Consent First?

Conductor, over speaker: Stop touching the train. Yes. You. I can see you on the security cameras.

Sutherland Train Station
Australia

Posted on July 18, 2015
Australia, Conductors, Public transportation, Weirdness

It's Like in the Bible, or Something

Dude: And so you go to sleep all relaxed, but when you wake up, they cut off part of your penis!

University of Mary Washington
Fredericksburg, Virginia

Posted on July 18, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Penis, Virginia, Weirdness

Why Dr. Heimlich Invented His Maneuver

Guy, chuckling: Can you give me a blowjob?
Girl, also chuckling: No! Why would I do that?
Guy: Come on! Please?
Girl: No! (laughs)
Guy: Why not?
Girl: Just… No. Guy, please, there has to be some reason, just, why not?
Girl: There is no reason, I'm just not giving you a blowjob.
Guy: Oh. Come on! Please? There has to be a reason why.
Girl: I'm not giving you a blowjob because… (sighs) My mom says you would be a choking hazard, and I don't want to choke.

High School
Canadia