Hmm…You Also Said the Muppet Babies Were Making You Clean Your Oven.

Woman: The Italian mafia are making me conduct the trains!

Subway Station
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Meech

Posted on March 27, 2018
Canadia, Crazies, Public transportation, Threats, Train, Weirdness, Women

Especially with Your Hand on My Boob.

Drunk brunette: I'm so ready! I wanna fuck! I mean, you and Ryan* fuck! All the time! I know you do!
Sober blonde: Please don't ever say that again.
Drunk brunette: Fine, prude! You and Ryan* make loooove all the time, right?!
Sober blonde: Could you please just say “have sex”? This is so weird.

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: i*agree

Posted on March 23, 2018
Default, Drunks, Missouri, Names, Sex, Weirdness, Women, Words

I Almost Hit on Her, Too

50-something woman on bus: ..fishnet stockings, a skirt that barely covered *something,* and a bustier. I looked up, and it was my daughter.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/what-party-was-mom-at.html

Overheard by: mehitabel

Posted on March 20, 2018
Clothes, Default, Family ties, Overheard in PDX, Women

Shouldn't There Be an IQ Prerequisite?

Woman: So when are you guys riding?
Man #1: Three weekends from now, or maybe a month…
Woman: Isn't it too cold outside to ride motorcycles?
Man #2: Not if you're drunk!

Downingtown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Crys

Posted on March 18, 2018
Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Pennsylvania, Questions, Stupidity, Time Management, Weather, Women

…Where They Speak Guatlish

Older woman: Susie's daughter adopted two little Guatemalites… Guatemalians?
Younger woman: Guatemalans.
Older woman: Yeah, you know, from Guatemalia.
Younger woman: Uhhhh…

Sacramento, California

Posted on March 13, 2018
California, Family ties, Geography, Kids, Stupidity, Women, Words

That, and Getting Highlights

Drunk lady: So, like, I haven’t been to the bar since five. I really hope this plane comes soon, because I have to get to Jacksonville because my mother-in-law is dying. Hahaha! Isn’t that funny? Oh my god, I look awful. I should have never left the house without my eyeliner.
Guy, staring: You’re serious?
Drunk lady: Absolutely. I can never step outside the house without makeup.
Guy: I don’t think you should step outside without rearranging your priorities.
Drunk lady: It’s my New Year’s resolution.

St. Paul International Airport
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: Aayin

Posted on February 22, 2018
Death & dying, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Family ties, Guys, Minnesota, Women

Never— Thanks, Labia Clamps!

Woman to friend buying panties: So, are you sure these aren't the ones that will give you cameltoe?

Peoria, Arizona

Overheard by: Giggling cashier

Posted on February 19, 2018
Arizona, Body parts, Clothes, Default, Offers and requests, Questions, Women

Exactly Who Hollywood Would Cast

Woman #1: I've always wanted to go to London.
Woman #2: I've never really wanted to fly overseas, but one place I would like to go is Venice.
Woman #1: Venice? Really?
Woman #2: Yeah. But I'd like to have a nice Italian man to go with me, like Antonio Banderas.

Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania