…To Paraphrase Nietzsche

White trash woman on cell: Yeah, she OD'ed, right? I just got out of jail for murder. “Your mom died of overdose” is what she told her. You need to stop telling people all this, I could get locked up for a long time. You told Heather and everybody, she knew all about what I did. But…I don't know, she said to call her. She's at her house, I guess. Look, you don't do shitty things to people that are there for you, you do shitty things to people that are not there for you.

Computer Science Department
Ohio State University

Overheard by: Now Heather and I are both in on the secret

Posted on May 11, 2017
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Crimes, Default, Drugs, Family ties, Fears, Offers and requests, Ohio, On the phone, Weirdness, Women

Thanks, Gossip Girl!

Woman to friends: Who would have know that shaving my pubes wouldn't get rid of pubic lice?

Chipotle
Towson, Maryland

Posted on April 10, 2017
Animals, Body parts, Default, Health & Hygiene, Maryland, Questions, Restaurants, Women

In My Day, We Made Do with Electric Toothbrushes and Washing Machines

Woman #1: So, all these women are going skydiving now, because you can have an orgasm against the updraft.
Woman #2 (enthusiastically): Oh, that's great!

Olympic Sculpture Garden
Seattle, Washington

Posted on March 15, 2017
Default, Feelings, Gender issues, Orgasm, Washington, Women

So at the Very Least, She Hates Freedom.

Woman #1: No, I don't know for sure if she's a vegetarian or not.
Woman #2: Well, she wouldn't drink coffee this morning.
Woman #3, nodding head: True, true.

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: anabanana

Posted on February 16, 2017
Colorado, Diet & weight, Food, Stupidity, Women

Way to Ruin the Moment

Middle-aged woman: My wedding ring from my first marriage has new meaning now.
Friend: What's that?
Middle-aged woman: When I lost all that weight and it didn't fit anymore, I took it as a sign to divorce the bastard and marry Jesus Christ.
Friend: Why don't you just wear it on your toe instead?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/455563429/that-doesnt-have-the-same-effect.html

Overheard by: good lord.

Posted on February 14, 2017
Advice, Body parts, Default, Feelings, Friends, Jesus, Overheard in Minneapolis, Relationships, Women

Dear Martha Stewart…

Frustrated waitress: There’s not enough Scotchguard in the world to help those sex cushions!

Rudyard’s
Houston, Texas

Overheard by: Hales

Posted on December 31, 2016
Bars & Clubs, Cleanliness, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Servers, Sexuality, Texas, Women

So We Can Throw Stones, or What?

Slightly confused woman to tour guide of a greenhouse: So, why did they put all of these windows in here?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/353858063/so-someone-would-ask-questions.html

Overheard by: um?

Posted on December 25, 2016
Employees, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Stupidity, Women

Really Into Suffering, Are They?

Older lady, to friend: If your husband dies they'll find you a new one, the Jewish people.

Kansas

Posted on December 17, 2016
Death & dying, Family ties, Kansas, Religion, Women

That PhD in Fingerpainting Didn’t Earn Itself, Sister!

Woman #1: I can’t believe they set you up.
Woman #2: I know. I mean, the guy did not even have a college degree. I don’t want to sound like an elitist, but I am a doctor. What were they thinking?

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/doctor-love.html

Overheard by: dave

Posted on December 6, 2016
Assholes, Default, Friends, Overheard in PDX, Women

The Fine Print on the U.S. Constitution

Woman: You should never kill people, especially if you’re poor!

Halifax
Nova Scotia
Canadia

Overheard by: there goes my plan

Posted on December 2, 2016
Advice, Canadia, Crimes, Death & dying, Default, Murder, Stupidity, Women

Women