But You Knew What You Were Getting Into When You Agreed to Date Paul Bunyan

40-something woman: So now all my panties are gross and streched out.
Friend: What a jerk!

Macy's
Traverse City, Michigan

Overheard by: megansbaby

Posted on December 30, 2008
Default, Friends, Gripes, Insults, Michigan, Stores, Undies, Women

Thanks, Girls Next Door!

Woman to friend: I was just wondering how I was going to get my panties on in traffic.

University of Miami, Florida

Overheard by: Tatiana

Posted on December 27, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Florida, Questions, Undies, Weirdness, Women

Are Those The Only Choices?

Professor to class, after licking her finger and cleaning the board with it: Do you guys think thats gross? Or hot?

University of Massachusetts

Posted on December 27, 2008
Class, Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Massachusetts, Questions, Sexuality, Teachers, Women

…While Making Waffles with the Other

Woman to man: I mean, you could have masturbated with one arm, come on.

UMass
Massachusetts

Posted on December 23, 2008
Body parts, Default, Massachusetts, Masturbation, Weirdness, Women

Now He'll Turn This Into a Song and Record It in Eight Languages

Woman (talking on the phone about a friend): She's happy as a clam since she had her uterus removed…
Husband (in the background): Happy as a clam without a uterus.
Woman: (glaring at him, keeps talking)
Husband: Happy as a clam without a uterus!

Dresden, New York

Overheard by: Rachel Bz.

Posted on December 20, 2008
Compare and contrast, Couples, Default, Guys, Happiness, Health & Hygiene, New York, Uterus, Weirdness, Women, Words

When the Legal Limit Is More Like 75

Woman exiting ladies' bathroom: It smells like a hundred men showered in there!

Humboldt
Saskatchewan
Canadia

Posted on December 15, 2008
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Gender issues, Restroom, Sensory experiences, Women

Toaster Strudel Is My Religion

40-something tourist woman: But is it beneficial for your toaster?
40-something tourist woman #2: Umm…do I really have to answer that?

Underground Mall
Montreal, Canadia

Overheard by: Yes, yes you do.

Posted on December 11, 2008
Canadia, Default, Food, Malls, Offers and requests, Questions, Technology, Tourists, Women

Dear Gays and Lesbians– Sure You Want This?

Sexy businesswoman on cell: No, I'll be here at the office for at least four or five more hours, honey. Love you. Bye. (sits down at bar next to young man and rubs his crotch) Husband's taken care of.

Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu