Stop Being White in Popeye’s!

Black girl #1: Okay, I know what I’m getting. Do you know what you’re getting?
White girl: I’ve never been here before. Let me look for a while. [Pauses, then yells.] Wait a minute! Popeye’s a sailor; Why does he sell chicken?
Black girl #2: Oh my god, shut up now or no more vodka for you for the rest of the night!
White girl: Okay. [Giggles.] I’m sorry.
[Black girls start talking to each other.]White girl, yelling: Why are there no white people in here?!
Black girl #1: Aww fuck, take her outside to the car. This is her first and last time ever coming here!

Popeye’s
Trenton, New Jersey

Posted on October 12, 2019
Advice, Black people, Compare and contrast, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Food, Friends, Girls, New Jersey, Questions, Race, Restaurants, Threats, Wishes

Oh, Niles Crane, We’ve Missed You So

Middle aged yuppie on cell: You know what we need? An emergency wine kit.

Outside the Coliseum
Oakland, California

Overheard by: Danial

Posted on August 28, 2019
Advice, California, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Offers and requests, On the phone, Wishes, Yuppies

Since Writing Messages in Blood on His Mirror Doesn't Seem to Be Doing the Trick

Girl #1: Oh, whose car do you think it is? Maybe it's his!
Girl #2: Don't hit it!
Girl #1: Or maybe I should. Give us something to talk about. Hey, remember that time I totaled your car?

Saint Joseph's University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on August 6, 2019
Advice, Girls, Pennsylvania, Questions, Weirdness

Only a Few Orthodonists Do That

Suit walking with lady suit: Well, for that my friend went to this guy downtown and really liked him, but, um, just don’t expect flowers after.

Penrose Hospital
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Posted on July 26, 2019
Advice, Colorado, Suits

This Was Often Heard on the Set of Little House…

Angry mother: Seriously, Landon, I told you, do not touch anyone else's balls!

Mini Golf
Burnham, Maine

Posted on July 17, 2019
Advice, Balls, Default, Maine, Moms, Weirdness, Women

And Then I’ll Have Fewer Exams to Grade

Accounting professor: You should drink champagne and go swimming — it’s lots of fun. Once you’re tipsy and get three to four feet underwater you have no idea which way’s up.

http://overheardatkmc.blogspot.com/2006/11/what-accountant-does-for-fun.html

Posted on June 13, 2019
Advice, Class, Overheard at KMC, Teachers

Steroids? Discuss.

Old sweaty guy to gym owner: Bob*, did you know there's something wrong with one of your balls?
Gym owner: Which one?
Old sweaty guy: The little blue one. It's half deflated.
Gym owner: Oh, that one. It's always had problems. People keep doing stupid things with it.

Gym
Blue Mountains
Australia