But It’s British — They Have No Future

Middle-aged woman: No, I haven’t read Harry Potter. I’m not really into all that futuristic stuff.

Saratoga Springs, New York

Posted on April 15, 2018
Bimbettes, New York, Pop culture

Isn’t This a Knock-Knock Joke?

Chick #1, when friend drops her orange: I hope that’s bruised now.
Chick #2: Bananas don’t bruise!
Chick #1: … That’s an orange!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/

Posted on March 28, 2018
Bimbettes, Fruit, Overheard at McGill

‘Cause I Can Only Think of Star Jones and Ringo Starr

Blonde student to astronomy professor: Can you tell me approximately how many stars there are in our solar system?

Wheaton College
Wheaton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Amycakes

Posted on February 5, 2018
Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Idiots, Massachusetts, Questions, Science, Students, Stupidity

Carlos Beltran: I Hate Being an Outfielder

Female Mets fan: I’d let the whole infield fuck me in the ass with no lube if it meant they would win the World Series.
Friend: Classy, Michelle, real classy.

Braves-Mets Game
Queens, New York

Overheard by: aaron

Posted on November 7, 2017
Ass, Backdoor, Bimbettes, Creepsters, Etiquette, Friends, Girls, New York, Offers and requests, Weirdness, Wishes

Also Why She Doesn't Have to Give Blowjobs.

Confused attractive hipster: I don't understand why he became progressively more Asian during my dream.
Amused friend #1: You don't have to.
Amused friend #2: Because you're pretty.

Manhattan, New York

Posted on October 17, 2017
Beauty, Bimbettes, Compliments, New York, Race

Okay, How Did the Fridge Do on the Test?

Bimbette: So, how’d you do on that test?
Man wheeling gigantic yellow fridge down hallway: Oh, pretty crappy.
Bimbette: Oh. Well, see you in class!
Man wheeling gigantic yellow fridge down hallway: Aren’t you even gonna ask why I have a fridge?!

University of Winnipeg
Winnipeg
Canadia

Overheard by: Bree

Posted on October 17, 2017
Bimbettes, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Questions

Pickings Seem to Be Slim in Iowa

College girl #1: So I met up with Jeremy last night.
College girl #2: Ah, the one with the small penis. Wait… No, Adam has the small dick. Jeremy’s the bad kisser, right?
College girl #1: To be fair, they’re both bad kissers. But yeah, Adam’s the one with the small dick.

Coffee shop
Iowa City, Iowa

Posted on October 13, 2017
Bars & Clubs, Bimbettes, Chicks, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Gossip, Iowa, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Penis, Sexuality, Students

How God Was Feeling When He Got to the Tyrannosaurus Rex

Girl #1: I’m not a vest person.
Girl #2: You don’t think I look good in this vest?
Girl #1: No, you look good, but I just don’t get them. I mean, it’s my arms that are cold!
Girl #2: Whatever. I’m over arms.

Madison, Wisconsin