Girl #1: … And my boyfriend told me what a bad person I was, and I was like, ‘Don’t say that to me! You’re hurting my feelings!’ Then I did drugs and cried all day.
Girl #2: Wow. Well, we should really study today…
Girl #1: Yeah, let’s stay really late. Like, ’til 10.
Girl #2, totally serious: Yeah… Or we can go to the Biosphere and get burgers…
Girl #1, also serious: Yeah.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/20/i-was-reading-a-booklets-ride-bikes/
Brunette: Are you getting him something for Christmas?
Blonde: Why would I?
Brunette: I don't know, I thought you were close!
Blonde: Christmas present? He's Jewish!
Brunette: Ohhhh.
Kent State University
Kent, Ohio
Middle-aged woman: No, I haven’t read Harry Potter. I’m not really into all that futuristic stuff.
Saratoga Springs, New York
Chick #1, when friend drops her orange: I hope that’s bruised now.
Chick #2: Bananas don’t bruise!
Chick #1: … That’s an orange!
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Blonde student to astronomy professor: Can you tell me approximately how many stars there are in our solar system?
Wheaton College
Wheaton, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Amycakes
Female Mets fan: I’d let the whole infield fuck me in the ass with no lube if it meant they would win the World Series.
Friend: Classy, Michelle, real classy.
Braves-Mets Game
Queens, New York
Overheard by: aaron
Confused attractive hipster: I don't understand why he became progressively more Asian during my dream.
Amused friend #1: You don't have to.
Amused friend #2: Because you're pretty.
Manhattan, New York
Bimbette: So, how’d you do on that test?
Man wheeling gigantic yellow fridge down hallway: Oh, pretty crappy.
Bimbette: Oh. Well, see you in class!
Man wheeling gigantic yellow fridge down hallway: Aren’t you even gonna ask why I have a fridge?!
University of Winnipeg
Winnipeg
Canadia
Overheard by: Bree
College girl #1: So I met up with Jeremy last night.
College girl #2: Ah, the one with the small penis. Wait… No, Adam has the small dick. Jeremy’s the bad kisser, right?
College girl #1: To be fair, they’re both bad kissers. But yeah, Adam’s the one with the small dick.
Coffee shop
Iowa City, Iowa
Girl #1: I’m not a vest person.
Girl #2: You don’t think I look good in this vest?
Girl #1: No, you look good, but I just don’t get them. I mean, it’s my arms that are cold!
Girl #2: Whatever. I’m over arms.
Madison, Wisconsin
