As Seen in Douching Miss Daisy

Greenpeace activist to couple walking out of grocery store: Are you guys concerned about our environment?
Elderly couple: Definitely! We recycle, and we take showers together!

Mothers Market
Costa Mesa, California

Overheard by: arie

Posted on July 17, 2015
Bathing, California, Couples, Default, Old folks, People, Questions, Relationships, Stores

Hard to Believe, with All the Japanese Tourists.

Teen at Disneyland, loudly to a group of family and friends: Everyone's butt is obvious!

Disneyland
Anaheim, California

Posted on July 17, 2015
Ass, California, Compare and contrast, Family, Friends, Teens, Weirdness

Pain Is Bad — Let’s Agree on That

Girl: No, no! Vicodin is bad! Vicodin is bad, Percoset is good!

http://overheardatstanford.blogspot.com/2006/08/just-say-maybe.html/

Posted on July 16, 2015
California, Colleges & Universities, Drugs, North America, Overheard at Stanford, USA

You Brits Even Make Farting Sound Civilized

British woman: Pardon me, I have to go get meself centered.

Yoga Studio
Los Angeles, California

Posted on July 15, 2015
California, Etiquette, Weirdness, Women

Wait 'til You Hear My Story About the Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny's Gay Orgy

Three-year-old boy: Do Santa and Batman fly in the sky together?
Mom: I hope they're careful if they do, because otherwise… Batmobile crashes into Santa's sleigh, boom! (makes explosion noises) Santa and Batman. Dead.
Three-year-old boy: (laughs hysterically)
Auntie: I'm glad he laughed at that, otherwise you were getting the “worst mom” award.

Antelope, California

Overheard by: Megan

Posted on July 14, 2015
California, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Family, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Pop culture, Questions, Wishes

And She Totally Fled the Trade Towers on 9/11

Drunk hipster girl: Let's drunk dial Cameron!
Drunker hipster guy: I hate Cameron!
Drunkest hipster guy: You know what my biggest problem with Cameron is? She wasn't in New Orleans during hurricane Katrina.

Hollywood Bowl
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Chantily

Posted on July 14, 2015
California, Drunks, Guys, Hipsters, Insults, Offers and requests, Tourist attractions, Wishes

Gay People Love Having Straight People Speak for Them

Tourist: So, basically, people go to Castro to stare at the gay people making out?
Passenger: Well, the gay people feel more comfortable making out there… Because people aren't staring at them…

Berkeley, California

Posted on July 10, 2015
California, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Questions, Sexuality, Stupidity, Tourists

Pretend He's Speaking German, If You Want to Be Able to Sleep at Night.

Little boy, in sing-song chant, marching around outdoor cafe: Die die, die die, die die, die die!

Santa Monica, California

Posted on July 9, 2015
California, Death & dying, Default, Guys, Kids, Words

…Um, I've Heard.

Man: All cocaine really does is make you want more of it.
Woman: Not necessarily. If that were true, what's to stop people from snorting dog shit?
Man: That rule doesn't apply to dog shit. If you snort dog shit, you will definitely never, ever, want to snort it again.

Oakland, California

Posted on July 7, 2015
Animals, California, Drugs, Guys, Poop, Weirdness

Hugging Is a Chick Thing, Dude

Dude #1, watching TV: That’s gross, man… He’s hugging a dead person.
Dude #2: It’s his brother man. What if your mom just died… Wouldn’t you hug her?
Dude #1: Well yeah. I guess I would…
Dude #2: Ewwwww.

Lake View Terrace, California

Posted on July 5, 2015
California, Death & dying, Family, Family ties, Friends, Guys, Questions