Is That How the Peter Rabbit Story Is Supposed to End?

Surprised biker: And once he was released from custody, he never ate rice again.

Outside Burger Joint
Glendale, California

Overheard by: Brady

Posted on July 19, 2015
California, Crimes, Default, Food, Restaurants, Weirdness

Beverly Hills? You're Already There.

Buff Asian kid, squinting at label on microscope: Made in… Douche-land? What the fuck is douche-land?

Beverly Hills High School
Beverly Hills, California

Posted on July 19, 2015
Asians, California, Geography, Insults, Kids, Names, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity

Wow–Guess You're in Love With the Boy

Girl #1: What is meant to be will always find its way.
Girl #2: Oh, don't give me that crap right now!

UCLA, California

Overheard by: Mallory

Posted on July 19, 2015
Advice, California, Colleges & Universities, Etiquette, Girls, Philosophy

Tonight's Movie: I Want to Live!

Chunky woman, while doing crunches, to friend: I went to the Bodies exhibit yesterday. For some reason, seeing all those weird, plasticized dead people made me want to work out.

Women's Gym
Studio City, California

Overheard by: urzzz

Posted on July 18, 2015
California, Death & dying, Default, Fat people, Feelings, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

As Seen in Douching Miss Daisy

Greenpeace activist to couple walking out of grocery store: Are you guys concerned about our environment?
Elderly couple: Definitely! We recycle, and we take showers together!

Mothers Market
Costa Mesa, California

Overheard by: arie

Posted on July 17, 2015
Bathing, California, Couples, Default, Old folks, People, Questions, Relationships, Stores

Hard to Believe, with All the Japanese Tourists.

Teen at Disneyland, loudly to a group of family and friends: Everyone's butt is obvious!

Disneyland
Anaheim, California

Posted on July 17, 2015
Ass, California, Compare and contrast, Family, Friends, Teens, Weirdness

Pain Is Bad — Let’s Agree on That

Girl: No, no! Vicodin is bad! Vicodin is bad, Percoset is good!

http://overheardatstanford.blogspot.com/2006/08/just-say-maybe.html/

Posted on July 16, 2015
California, Colleges & Universities, Drugs, North America, Overheard at Stanford, USA

You Brits Even Make Farting Sound Civilized

British woman: Pardon me, I have to go get meself centered.

Yoga Studio
Los Angeles, California

Posted on July 15, 2015
California, Etiquette, Weirdness, Women

Wait 'til You Hear My Story About the Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny's Gay Orgy

Three-year-old boy: Do Santa and Batman fly in the sky together?
Mom: I hope they're careful if they do, because otherwise… Batmobile crashes into Santa's sleigh, boom! (makes explosion noises) Santa and Batman. Dead.
Three-year-old boy: (laughs hysterically)
Auntie: I'm glad he laughed at that, otherwise you were getting the “worst mom” award.

Antelope, California

Overheard by: Megan

Posted on July 14, 2015
California, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Family, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Pop culture, Questions, Wishes

And She Totally Fled the Trade Towers on 9/11

Drunk hipster girl: Let's drunk dial Cameron!
Drunker hipster guy: I hate Cameron!
Drunkest hipster guy: You know what my biggest problem with Cameron is? She wasn't in New Orleans during hurricane Katrina.

Hollywood Bowl
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Chantily

Posted on July 14, 2015
California, Drunks, Guys, Hipsters, Insults, Offers and requests, Tourist attractions, Wishes