Hugging Is a Chick Thing, Dude

Dude #1, watching TV: That’s gross, man… He’s hugging a dead person.
Dude #2: It’s his brother man. What if your mom just died… Wouldn’t you hug her?
Dude #1: Well yeah. I guess I would…
Dude #2: Ewwwww.

Lake View Terrace, California

Posted on July 5, 2015
California, Death & dying, Family, Family ties, Friends, Guys, Questions

That’s a Judgment — I Asked for Your Perception

Ironman contestant’s wife at mile 10 of the run leg: Honey, how are you feeling?
Ironman contestant: This was a stupid idea!

Vineman Ironman triathlon
Santa Rosa, California

Posted on July 3, 2015
California, Couples, Questions

What's That Mewling Thing Attached to Your Boob?

Girl to friend: Where have you been? I haven't seen you for almost nine months!
Friend: I've been in Mexico.
Girl: Why?
Friend: Think about it…

Westwood, California

Posted on June 30, 2015
California, Default, Friends, Geography, Girls, Pregnancy, Questions, Weirdness

Wouldn't You Much Rather Blow Someone Lemon-Scented?

Drunk man: I may not have a home, but I'm not like homeless homeless…I take showers and usually smell good.
Drunk woman: And what does this have to do with blowjobs?

Pub
Orange County, California

Overheard by: Katie

Posted on June 29, 2015
Bars & Clubs, Bathing, BJs, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Questions

Many Start; Few Are Able to Finish

Guy to group of friends: I don't think I could ever do anything like that.
Girl: Oh, is this about the circle jerk?

Los Angeles, California

Posted on June 28, 2015
California, Friends, Guys, Kink, Masturbation, Questions

We Can't Do the Mental Gymnastics Necessary for This One

Woman #1: If I were obsessive compulsive like Monk, I'd pick a cleaner city than San Francisco to live in.
Woman #2: That's why they film it in Canada.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Eric