Geeks and Sexual Experimentation Are Often a Perilous Combo

Student to friend: Could you imagine having a test tube shatter while it is up your ass, or worse? I know a girl that it happened to!

Cabra Dominican College
Australia

Posted on January 8, 2010
Ass, Australia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Friends, Health & Hygiene, Science, Students, Weirdness

Some Of Your Editors Are Doing Stupid Things Right Now

College boy #1: Hey, man, thanks for getting me out of that skiing trip.
College boy #2: No problem. Pretty girls have made me do stupid things before. In fact, I bet pretty girls make me do stupid things in the future, too. Probably tonight, or tomorrow…

University of Ottawa
Canadia

Overheard by: not a college student yet

Posted on January 2, 2010
Beauty, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Frat boy types, Stupidity, Time Management

And I Enjoy Mocking Your Working-Class Accents

Student, after teacher announced students would take turns to read: Erm, excuse me… Why can't we read quietly for ourselves?
Teacher, with mock shock: Because… We're here together! This is a room full of communion and harmony!

University of Zurich
Switzerland

Overheard by: Stephie

Posted on December 31, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Education, Europe, Questions, Students, Teachers

Rather a Creature Who Hates All Happiness

Professor, on Dante's version of the devil: This is not like one of those vampire things that are good-looking and want to suck your blood, and that makes you happy.

University of Pittsburgh
Pennsylvania

Posted on December 26, 2009
Beauty, Books, Colleges & Universities, Evil, Happiness, Pennsylvania, Teachers, Weirdness, Wishes

Jack Daniels and Cigarettes: the Early Years

Girl: Good morning, Rob*.
Guy, gasping: Your voice changed! It's deeper!
Girl: Oh. This is my morning voice. It's how I sound in the morning.
Guy: You're not cute anymore!

Saint Peter's College
New Jersey

Posted on December 23, 2009
Beauty, Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Sensory experiences

…So Most Of You Got That Wrong on the Midterm.

Psychology professor at all-women college: Personality disorders are the people you end up married to.

Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Sabrina

Posted on December 22, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Family ties, Maryland, Mental illnesses, Relationships, Teachers

B.D. Wong Discusses His Performance on Law & Order: SVU

Student to friend: I was going for Asian and it came out pedophile.

Otago University
New Zealand

Posted on December 15, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Friends, New Zealand, Race, Sex, Students, Weirdness

I Spent a Whole Week in a Broom Closet Once

Boy #1 to boy #2, who is moving his chair: What the fuck are you doing?
Boy #2: I'm moving you out of the way so I can get by.
Boy #1: What? You could've just asked me to move.
Boy #2: Yeah, but I was trying to save you from having to do anything. Don't worry, I was gonna put you back.
Boy #1: Okay.
Boy #2: I hate when people move me and don't put me back.

Student Center, WCC
Valhalla, New York

Overheard by: Princess Diana