…But the Security Guard Was All, “Public Fountains Aren't Toilets!”

Drunk guy to friend: And it was like a mini-orgasm. I swear, it was the best pee ever.

Monash University Dorms
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Australian L

Posted on November 30, 2021
Australia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Guys, Orgasm, Sensory experiences

Years of Training with the Cast of The Lion King

Guy #1: When he gets excited, that kid laughs like a hyena.
Guy #2: Yeah, I know.
Guy #1, trying to mimic the laugh but failing: I don't know how he does it.

New Jersey

Posted on November 23, 2021
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, New Jersey

Chives Are the Respectable Republican Cloth Coat of Herbs

Customer: I'll have a large hot chocolate, a chocolate glazed donut, and a plain bagel with smoked salmon cream cheese on the side.
Drive-thru grunt: What did you say for the cream cheese on the side?
Customer: Smoked salmon.
Drive-thru grunt: Oh, we don't have that kind.
Customer: What kinds of cream cheese do you have?
Drive-thru grunt: We have chive. Chive is like smoked salmon.
Customer: Uh…yeah.

Bangor, Maine

Overheard by: just wanted a coffee

Posted on November 18, 2021
Compare and contrast, Customers, Default, Employees, Food, Maine, Offers and requests, Restaurants

The Schoolhouse Rock That Was Too “Edgy” for the U.S.

Math teacher: Use the ratio test if you can expect to cancel out many many factors, like a happy schizophrenic child flailing his factor-canceling-crowbar.

Philippines

Posted on November 17, 2021
Asia, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Mental illnesses, Teachers

…Has Been Selected As Our New State Motto

Art professor: Say goodbye to sex and violence and hello to boring allegories.

KSU
Manhattan, Kansas

Posted on November 6, 2021
Class, Compare and contrast, Education, Kansas, Sex, Teachers, Violence

Why Casper the Friendly Ghost Has Difficulty Keeping a Girlfriend

Really stoned girl: Oh god, my first relationship was horrible. It was just six weeks of me being scared of his genitals.

Canberra
Australia

Overheard by: Boffins

Posted on November 3, 2021
Australia, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Fears, Relationships, Stoners, Weirdness

Twenty-Year-Old White Guys: That Hurts. Let’s Have Sex!

30-something black woman #1: The eye is superficial.
30-something black woman #2: Yeah, like 20-year-old white guys.

Community College
Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Madison

Posted on October 22, 2021
Black people, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Ohio, Race, Women

I'm Hoping the Baby Will Bring Us Closer Together

Girl: Finally! I'm no longer a virgin anymore! And I did it with someone I love. I dunno if he loves me though.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/09/dont-worry-he-appreciated-it-too/

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on October 22, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Overheard at McGill, Virginity

A Stripper Is Born

Middle aged lady in hospital scrubs: It's a lot of fun and great exercise.
Old toothless lady: I really admire you, I don't like to show off my fuzzy-fuzzy to just anyone.
Middle aged lady: Yeah, well, I don't either, but like I said: it's great exercise.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Karl

Posted on October 21, 2021
Ass, Compare and contrast, Medical personnel, Old folks, Oregon

And They're Less Of a Drag

Hobo walking out of convenience store, tapping a pack of cigarettes to his hobo lady: I don't need you anymore. I got cigarettes.

San Diego, California

Overheard by: Matt

Posted on October 18, 2021
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, Hobos, Smoking, Stores

Compare and contrast