Girl: Are you seriously telling me how I should masturbate? When did you become a sex tyrant?
MIT
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Girl: Are you seriously telling me how I should masturbate? When did you become a sex tyrant?
MIT
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Passerby to friend (excitedly): We should so sell bottled dirt!
KSU
Manhattan, Kansas
Overheard by: Nicole
Suit #1: So you live in the Watergate.
Suit #2: I do. The famous Watergate complex.
Suit #1: It's famous?
Suit #2: Yeah–the Nixon scandal and everything.
Suit #1: Oh–I don't really follow current events.
eavesdropdc.blogspot.com
Exasperated woman on cell: No, let me read you my confirmation number one more time: It's 'a' as in 'apple' then 'k' as in 'ku klux klan.'
dcist.com
Hobo to tranny prostitute: You rockin' that dress girl! You the man!
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: claire
Student: What's “Nostradamus”? It that just some random, made-up word or something?
Rock Bridge High School
Columbia, Missouri
Overheard by: Kelsey
Preppy mom: Why are you bothering to buy a Christmas present for the guy that you're about to break up with?
Teen daughter: Well, he bought me underwear…
Target
Augusta, Maine
Overheard by: shopping in the pajama section
Girl: I'm always really relieved when I go through the checklist and realize beyond doubt that I don't satisfy any of the criteria for a diagnosis of psychosis.
Guy: I always feel like I'm just waiting for it. If I start seeing goblins everywhere, then it's all good.
Vancouver
Canadia
Loud guy in restaurant: So, we were out shopping and there were all these women in burkas taking pictures of each other. How fucking pointless is that? It’s not like they’re going to look back afterwards and go, ‘Oh, look, there’s Doris by the fountain!’
England
